seperis | pairings meme mostly

We got out of training Very Early, leaving me with the equivalent of forty-five minutes on my hands and nothing to do, since I carpool. Well, no. I could go shopping. And in this area? Get murdered.

It's oddly tempting.

Pairings Meme

Lessee--technically, six fandoms

Star Trek: Voyager

Tom Paris/B'Elanna Torres
Tom Paris/Katherine Janeway
Tom Paris/Seven of Nine
Tom Paris/Chakotay
Tom Paris/Harry Kim (sort of)

B'Elanna/Kashyk
B'Elanna/Harry Kim (sort of)
B'Elanna/Chakotay (sort of)

Tom Paris/B'Elanna Torres/Neelix (very technically)

Katherine Janeway/Seven of Nine

Harry Kim/Seven of Nine (technically)

X-Men the Movie

Logan/Rogue
Logan/Jean Grey
Logan/Ororo

Charles Xavier/Magneto
Toad/Magneto

St. John/Bobby
St. John/Rogue

Rogue/Bobby (technically)
Rogue/Scott
Rogue/Gambit (technically)

Jean/Scott

Technicalities: Logan/Scott (incomplete, unposted), Rogue/Mystique (implied in prequel written by another author), Not Unspoken Round Robin (everyone was implied somewhere somehow at least), L & L (in theory, a lot of people had a lot of sex with each other)

Witchblade

Ian/Sara

Smallville

Clark/Lex
Clark/Chloe
Clark/Lucas
Clark/Desiree

Lex/Chloe
Lex/Lucas
Lex/Bruce
Lex/Peter Parker (crossover)

Pete/Chloe
Pete/Lana

Queer as Folk

Brian/Justin
Brian/Daphne
Brian/Michael

Justin/Ethan ~~(unposted)~~

HP

Snape/Lupin

I really seem to be dropping in my variations on a theme here. Huh.

*squints* That was kind of scary.

Okay, just a little longer.

I don't like using state computers. It makes me nervous.

Edited to add:
Forgot to add Scott/Gambit, written but never ever posted, for really, *really* good reason. Not one of my saner moments, really.

Quotes

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. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List
That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022

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