Sunday, November 30th, 2003 12:59 am
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- If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List - That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ - Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ - Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003 - I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004 - In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004 - Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004 - silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005 - You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005 - Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005 - It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006 - Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006 - Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007 - If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter - I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019 - Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022
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I'll just leave this here for safekeeping :) Part 2
From:Letters Three: Justin is so terribly overworked :D
JenntheMerry: Poor baby]
Letters Three: "Sorry, Ethan, food emergency," he inserts before Ethan can say anything. "Come on, Brian."
Letters Three: Happily, Brian is more malleable than usual when amused and secure in his superiority at Justin's antics. He allows Justin to steer them away while Ethan completes his transformation from terrier to fire-breathing dragon. Fortunately, Justin's learned how to tune him out.
JenntheMerry: Hee!
Letters Three: Justin is so focused on the 'away' part of going away that eventually he runs into Brian's unmoving back.
Letters Three: "Discovered a mysterious new process for making shopping trolleys edible, Sunshine?" Brian asks.
Letters Three: The cart is still pitifully empty. Justin has a sudden urge to bang his head against something. He compromises by leaning hard into Brian with his forehead. The shithead, of course, moves away so he has to recover his balance with a little trip and shuffle.
Letters Three: "Fucker." Justin glares.
JenntheMerry: *laughs*
JenntheMerry: GE thte food, Justin ou can do it.
Letters Three: Brian smiles beautifically. "Fuckee."
JenntheMerry: You totally can.
Letters Three: Go, Justin! :-)
Letters Three: There's something irritatingly bright and virulently green at the edges of Justin's vision. He turns to look and is momentarily paralysed at the sheer horror of the display rack before him. Alerted by his expression, Brian turns as well and is similarly transfixed.
Letters Three: "That," Justin says, "is a crime against all that is good and holy about sex."
Letters Three: Justin surveys the rows of condoms in horrific neon colours, some with nauseatingly cute cartoons on them. An overly clever young vandal has suited up the smaller boxes of goods as well as a displaced broomstick pushed halfway under the rack.
JenntheMerry: *giggles*
Letters Three: Justin shakes himself out of his morbid fascination though Brian is still probably trying to imagine the variety of idiots that could possibly see fit to use such monstrosities. For no good reason he can find, Justin watches Brian staring at the display for a while and eases back quietly, then runs off. Hey, he loves the guy forever and beyond and all that but in the beginning, there was Food. And Justin is reasonably sure that if he gets clear of Brian's reality warping field, he might actually stave off starvation in time.
Letters Three: *points* That ought to join the last bitty bit I wrote in your LJ :-)
Letters Three: ... And I can't believe I wrote all that.
Letters Three: Oh dear, I HAVE scared you away now, haven't I?
JenntheMerry: No no no.
JenntheMerry: I love this so MUCH.
Letters Three: Oh, good ^^; I was afraid I was a bad playmate.
JenntheMerry: No oh NO, Best Playmate Ever!
JenntheMerry: *hee*
JenntheMerry: <--rereading it again now
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