seperis | more recs, computer annoyance, blah

My computer restart last night was less than perfectly successful, and this is making me Very Nervous. But okay. I can deal. Just need another month.

*breathes*

Anyway. Fixed. For now, anyway.

Recs

Playing With Fire by London. Because this is among my top four authors in the fandom, I actually thought I would get lightheaded and faint with joy. I am not doing that *only* because it would interfere with reading. This is *good*. Sequel to Magnum Load.

White Collar by

soundczech. I love her and want to marry her and have lots of her children named Owen and Starla. Because she makes me happy. So. Damn. Happy. Brian/Stockwell. Creepy hotness. Veeeery creepy hotness.

Talk Dirty to Me by

mintwitch. The title says it all, doesn't it? In true

mintwitch style. So hot. So very, very hot.

And finally.

Mongamous!Brian by

aidapearl. Justin may not survive.

“Fuck that. It’s all you’ve ever wanted, so now you’re getting it, whether you like it or not.”

Also,

gradiva is reccing here, so check what I missed. And check what all of us wish we had missed. *shivers* Sometimes, I get scared.

Anyway. Let's see how long I can keep up this endless line of really useless posts. *smiles sunnily*

Quotes

If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List
That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022

When I saw London had updated I actually went OH MY GOD! out loud. I am a dork. :)) They were fantastic chapters.

I want to give flowers and build altars. London is just amazing. Somehow, impossibly, always hitting *just* the right note. God, I'd love to be able to pull off fic this clean and crisp.

*full of London-worship* I wonder if sending an LJ code as a thank you would be inappropriate....

Oooooh, yes! I need another person to stalk around here!

(And obligatory fangirl note: YOU ARE AN AMAZING WRITER, JENN, SO SHUT IT.)

*screams at your icon*

Hahahahahaha. Like it?

*snerk* Monogamous!Brian was amusing. Thanks for the rec.

*grins* I had some scary visuals on him sitting at the bar, shaking, downing JB by the bottle. And poor Justin's poor little ass....

Man, I"m surprised he hasn't hired hustlers to crawl into bed with Brian and give him a break. Blonds, of course.

Well, and wouldn't you hate it to be a grudge thing? It was done in a lighthearted way, but I can easily imagine it serious. Brittle, brutal, closed-up. Too much sex, not enough affection.

And hey, not writing that. Nope. Not gonna do it. It's my personal boycott, to which I will hold until Emmett is perfectly content and happy with some amazing stud.

Almost forgot.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/mintwitch/154537.html?#cutid1

Trust me.

You sincerely rock.

FYI, it's Playing with Knives, not Playing with Fire (London's new fic)

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