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The Allergy Report

Don't. Even. Ask.

*sniffles*

The Spam Report

There are simply an amazing variety of things I'm completely not interested in. It's mindblowing.

J-Lo's engagement ring, for one. I'm telling you, it's beating the penis ads with a big dildo these days. It's everywhere. Every fifth piece of spam. The penis thing has to settle for second place, and I almost feel bad for the spammers--they are so majorly falling behind in their target market.

You know, heterosexual females that don't want penises. Uh huh.

And I'm still finding it vaguely weird that breast enlargement spam is so low, comparatively speaking. I get more about the unusual charactestics of farm animal/human relations than that. Makes me kind of sad for the spammers. Poor things.

Sildenafil citrate. That's the one that is trying to match J-Lo's ring. I'm really, really tired of that one, too. And I don't even know what it is.

Recs

More recs. I felt like shit and needed to be cuddled.

Regression by Mairead. It's--crayons. It's sweet. It aches in all kinds of good ways. And it makes me smile in this huge, huge way.

Small Encounter by Simon. I really, really didn't like Joanie in the show. The fanfic only makes it more fun to dislike her. Ah, the joys of clean hate. *happy*

Chocolate and Long Ass Days

While semi-conscious, I did some work on the Treasury and my website and some images I'm trying to put together for a friend. Reminding myself yet again I have no natural talent for this doesn't stop me from getting really, really excited about opening Adobe, even if everything was blurry for a while there.

I'm scared to see what I produced. It's got to be scary stuff, considering I was thinking how I'd like to do a site one day all XML in primary colors.

I really, really need a week or so off. God knows I have the leave time coming, I should just take off the first week in October and be done with it. And though I hate to do it, since we're in a hiring freeze of a kind and they may not replace me, I really do need to consider applying for that other job. I know I won't like it as much--okay, I know I'm going to hate it. It's high data entry, leave charting, math, projections, projects, computer shit that I can do half asleep and hung over if I have to. It won't be with clients, I won't be doing what I actually like, but there's a twenty five percent pay increase and not as much mandatory overtime. And--

And I want to go abroad next summer for two weeks. And I can do it if I'm careful and if I change jobs. I want to pack up Nick in a bag, metaphorically speaking, and drop off the face of the earth and eat lots of food that I can't identify and possibly end up on a dirt road in the middle of Slovakia trying to track down my fourth cousins once removed. Get really, really lost in what was once Bavaria. See where Maria Born was born before her family picked up and dashed across the ocean and ended up in Galveston. Check out the entire thing of being Wendish. Go to Amsterdam. *smiles* For no particular reason.

I wonder if I can nag Bethy into going with me. *mulls* She caved for the beach thing....

And I don't have any chocolate. Dammit.

I'm going to go nag people on AIM now to entertain me.

Quotes

If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List
That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022

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