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Intoxicating by Celli Lane. I love CLex first-time, and I love, love, love the way Celli writes it. Hot, yes. Good characterization, yes. And mmm. Lovely prose as well. Read read read.

Watching...Caught by

spyhop Sequel to Seeking and Found. I like watching people slowly fall completely in love. And these do a lovely job showing it.

The Rational Way of Looking at Things by mobiusklein. *dies laughing* Oh yes. Read right now. Poor poor, put-upon Lex. Poor unsung heroic woobie.

*****

Jenn Things

Yes, I haven't answered comments. But!

I am SO in love with my job. Seriously. Okay, so they still don't have my login and password for the computer, but the chick I'm replacing and who is training me lets me use hers. Today was a meeting and though I didn't go, being new, there was food offered which I ate. So far, I haven't destroyed anything vital, and I think--THINK--that just maybe, I'm not wrecking computer records left and right.

So you know? Good day.

Though damned if I can figure out what sadist designed the offices. Or hooked the computers up. My computer's printer is what seems to be a mile away, through long, twisty corridors, and seriously, I went hunting, using the Office of Christmas Lights to reference where I was.

I'm easy to please.

Right, I'm boring you with my job stuff. But I'm having a blast. I haven't had this many consecutive good days in years.

And got the most BIZARRE email. Seriously so.

*****

Fannish Things

Worked on BizarreClarkLexBrothersFic, and well. Huh. It's weird. Oh, shocking, no? Haven't worked on editing, as I'm waiting for my betas to finish up and it needs rewrites, dammit. And generally grinned like a moron at my computer, because I got all sentimental and suddenly wanted to start writing Clark, Lex, and baby-fic.

Damn you,

dammitcarl. *shakes fist* Damn youuuuu!

Still reading The Most Bizarre Fic Ever. Liken unto a train accident. I cannot get away.

And does anyone know if there are LexCorp post-it notes? I keep wanting purple ones with the little logo for my desk, and I can't find any. Because really, I AM that much of a geek girl.

Hmmm. I need chocolate. And to annoy people. *g*

Quotes

If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List
That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022

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