Wednesday, December 19th, 2018 10:52 pm

this was poorly conceived

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I came home at six, woke at eight from a nap, and then realized I need to bake 6 to 8 dozen cookies for work tomorrow and I am missing many of the basic elements of cookies like most of it.

...you have not known fear until you are racing the clock to get your Prime shipment in for the 10-12 under the wire. See, I am the organizer of the Great Cookie Exchange, so I kind of have to bring cookies and also pretend I'm responsible.

And the worst part? I can't even eat peanut butter out of the jar because I need it for the cookies.
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toujours_nigel: plum cake with pomegranate seeds on a blue-work stoneware plate (cake)

From: [personal profile] toujours_nigel Date: 2018-12-20 05:17 am (UTC)
oh wow. that's a lot of cookies to get done that fast.
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From: [personal profile] seperis Date: 2018-12-20 05:57 am (UTC)
I have two opposable thumbs and the will to live. I make no promises if one of those stop being true.
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From: [personal profile] out_there Date: 2018-12-20 06:13 am (UTC)
Eep.
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From: [personal profile] lilacsigil Date: 2018-12-20 07:49 am (UTC)
I can't even eat peanut butter out of the jar because I need it for the cookies.

So cruel!
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From: [personal profile] jamethiel Date: 2018-12-20 08:32 am (UTC)
*SALUTES* YOU CAN DO IT
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From: [personal profile] archaeologist_d Date: 2018-12-20 02:40 pm (UTC)
Yes, if you are the organizer, it's kind of important to actually bring cookies! Hope they turned out well.
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From: [personal profile] tozka Date: 2018-12-20 04:40 pm (UTC)
♥
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That's a lot of cookies

From: [personal profile] olanthanide Date: 2018-12-21 02:48 am (UTC)
...do lots of icebox cookies? (Chopping up a frozen log I prepp'ed the day before tends to go faster for me than almost all other forms of cookies, at least.)
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Re: That's a lot of cookies

From: [personal profile] jesse_the_k Date: 2018-12-21 09:19 pm (UTC)
*lightbulbs flashing in sequence*

I've always wondered about icebox cookies--and now I realize they're what I think of as "overnight chillers."

/as you were.

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