seperis | Aug. 31st, 2004

Aug. 31st, 2004

Family stuff, so my second Tuesday home, and you'd think I wouldn't be as bored as I am. Yet strangely, I am.

I have this entire folder of SV vids--every time one was recced on my friendslist over the last year, I downloaded, thinking, you know, when I feel like watching the episodes again and the really unhealthy fascination with Red!Clark faded, I'll see what's up there.

And then I put it off all summer, thinking, you know, I shall wait so I don't get *spoiled*, which, laugh if you will, *you* try prying information out of

svmadelyn "see it yourself". *grinds teeth* I'm setting my damn dvr, happy? It's a month until the new season, I can get the last three or four eps of last season, which will bring me up to a grand total of eight watched for the season. That's almost depressing.

But. I'm slowly and thoroughly losing my mind trying to download Luminosity's two vids, because my internet connection hates me more than I hate it and dial-up is evil. And

f1renze and

kitkatbye spoiled me badly with all that beautful DivX (damm you both, I'm obsessively watching that CD. My God, the *pretty*. And the screen size. Oh yes. I am *blissed*). So, to guard against encroaching insanity, I opened up

sisabet's vid and shalott's Drop Dead Gorgeous and.

Well. Oh dear God, those are *good*.

Here are things I didn't know.

( this can't possibly be considered spoilers for a season past )

Anyway, just from sheer curiosity, anyone have vid recs?

*edited to correct lj name and to add: Lex with a gun? Still #1 Kink of all time. I'm so glad the show indulges this.

Dad came through shoulder surgery just fine. It was simple, outpatient, leave three hours after done surgery. This did not worry me at all. So. Life good. Per usual.

To entertain myself, however, created a section for ficlets on my webpage--basically, my diaryland porn and a couple of LJ ficlets, none of which actually qualify as stories on their own.

Also, a lot of blowjobs going on there.

Anyway, ficlets. Nothing new, nothing that hasn't been in LJ or diaryland, dating from roughly mid season one to vague season three-ish. As I run across others, I'll add them if I still like them.

Honestly? Am just unreasonably fond of The Farther Shore. I have no idea why, except Lex drunk is a *good thing*.

Yep. Pointlessness. And video downloading. Lots of that.

New icon courtesey of

svmadelyn, who rocks with the prettyness. Oh yes.

During my spree of Doing Things over at the diaryland account, I ran across this rec, heralded by this quote.

Wow, from the amount of feedback that my badfic post got, it appears that my true talent lies in the literary equivalent of painting sad clowns on black velvet, and then mocking the people who buy my art.

If you haven't read this, you *should*.

Smallville, Part I and Part II by

anathema666 It is the single most quotable story I have *ever* read. Seriously.

"Lex, you must listen to me. I love you. I have never loved anyone like I love you. Never before have I experienced love like the love I have loving you. I can never picture myself in the future loving my love for anyone else as much as I love loving you right now. All I need is love, the love I have for you in my heart and in other assorted places about my person....."

This is beyond snorting-soda-on-keyboard level humor, people. Thsi is snorting-*dinner*-on-keyboard.

*happy place*

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If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List
That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022

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