seperis | Jun. 23rd, 2003

Crayons, to be exact. In the dryer. I haven't looked at anything but Child's shorts, because I am afraid. I am very, very afraid.

COLORS. I'm outlawing them when I become dictator of the world and hold it in my clenched yet magnanimous fist. FIRST thing, right after nutella and infomercials. Hell, it may beat infomericals.

I had a DRESS in there.

*deep breath*

In news guaranteed to make all of us feel safer in our beds....

Cara Chapel versus the muses

I think all of us have felt this from time to time. *takes practice shot at Peter Parker, who, stupid spiderperson, leaps out of the way*

Brand New Normal by

runpunkrun, which is, I will say it, manna from heaven. Oh my yes. Run, dont' walk, to read.

And if you get bored? Ask

blackfall about the story of a bird. If she doesn't put this up in her LJ? I'm damn well going to write the entry for her. *grins* I have no words.

I had planned to call on logic-brain tonight to explore the plot holes in The Ring, but I discovered, no shock, that one night from it and it's still scaring the shit out of me. So. Pretty much going to completely live in fear for a bit longer.

In other less interesting news, I'm going to ignore everything that isn't EndlessGaySex-a-thon that me and Pru sporadically scare ourselves working on. And edit it. Dear God, does it need editing. We ended up skipping stuff until we get transcripts, but it looks like there's going to be a shorthetsexathon in there too, and okay, I'm only going to say this once.

I have been mean to Clark Kent in a dizzying variety of ways. But I have never denied him orgasms. That should totally count for something.

*sighs* Dental appointment on Thursday. Counting down. Breathe. Breathe.

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If you don't send me feedback, I will sob uncontrollably for hours on end, until finally, in a fit of depression, I slash my wrists and bleed out on the bathroom floor. My death will be on your heads. Murderers
. -- Unknown, on feedback
BTS List
That's why he goes bad, you know -- all the good people hit him on the head or try to shoot him and constantly mistrust him, while there's this vast cohort of minions saying, We wouldn't hurt you, Lex, and we'll give you power and greatness and oh so much sex...
Wow. That was scary. Lex is like Jesus in the desert.
-- pricklyelf, on why Lex goes bad
LJ
Obi-Wan has a sort of desperate, pathetic patience in this movie. You can just see it in his eyes: "My padawan is a psychopath, and no one will believe me; I'm barely keeping him under control and expect to wake up any night now to find him standing over my bed with a knife!"
-- Teague, reviewing "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones"
LJ
Beth: god, why do i have so many beads?
Jenn: Because you are an addict.
Jenn: There are twelve step programs for this.
Beth: i dunno they'd work, might have to go straight for the electroshock.
Jenn: I'm not sure that helps with bead addiction.
Beth: i was thinking more to demagnitize my credit card.
-- hwmitzy and seperis, on bead addiction
AIM, 12/24/2003
I could rape a goat and it will DIE PRETTIER than they write.
-- anonymous, on terrible writing
AIM, 2/17/2004
In medical billing there is a diagnosis code for someone who commits suicide by sea anenemoe.
-- silverkyst, on wtf
AIM, 3/25/2004
Anonymous: sorry. i just wanted to tell you how much i liked you. i'd like to take this to a higher level if you're willing
Eleveninches: By higher level I hope you mean email.
-- eleveninches and anonymous, on things that are disturbing
LJ, 4/2/2004
silverkyst: I need to not be taking molecular genetics.
silverkyst: though, as a sidenote, I did learn how to eviscerate a fruit fly larvae by pulling it's mouth out by it's mouthparts today.
silverkyst: I'm just nowhere near competent in the subject material to be taking it.
Jenn: I'd like to thank you for that image.
-- silverkyst and seperis, on more wtf
AIM, 1/25/2005
You know, if obi-wan had just disciplined the boy *properly* we wouldn't be having these problems. Can't you just see yoda? "Take him in hand, you must. The true Force, you must show him."
-- Issaro, on spanking Anakin in his formative years
LJ, 3/15/2005
Aside from the fact that one person should never go near another with a penis, a bottle of body wash, and a hopeful expression...
-- Summerfling, on shower sex
LJ, 7/22/2005
It's weird, after you get used to the affection you get from a rabbit, it's like any other BDSM relationship. Only without the sex and hot chicks in leather corsets wielding floggers. You'll grow to like it.
-- revelininsanity, on my relationship with my rabbit
LJ, 2/7/2006
Smudged upon the near horizon, lapine shadows in the mist. Like a doomsday vision from Watership Down, the bunny intervention approaches.
-- cpt_untouchable, on my addition of The Fourth Bunny
LJ, 4/13/2006
Rule 3. Chemistry is kind of like bondage. Some people like it, some people like reading about or watching other people doing it, and a large number of people's reaction to actually doing the serious stuff is to recoil in horror.
-- deadlychameleon, on class
LJ, 9/1/2007
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then Fan Fiction is John Cusack standing outside your house with a boombox.
-- JRDSkinner, on fanfiction
Twitter
I will unashamedly and unapologetically celebrate the joy and the warmth and the creativity of a community of people sharing something positive and beautiful and connective and if you don’t like it you are most welcome to very fuck off.
-- Michael Sheen, on Good Omens fanfic
Twitter, 6/19/2019
Adding for Mastodon.
-- Jenn, traceback
Fosstodon, 11/6/2022

Jun. 23rd, 2003

more on the ring, and colors in the laundry

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