perhaps i can admit i am not copasetic with this

[seperis]

Dear LJ,

Your fail has progressed beyond irritating and reaching epic levels of "Where the fuck are my notifications?" and you will note, I am descending to profanity to illustrate how very much this is putting me out.

Please stop making me contemplate the fact that a.) I was once a teenager and b.) I tried to write sex using metaphors before the age of consent, because I will post that shit and people will cry. And possibly embrace celibacy. It was that bad.

I hope we understand each other.

Love you like feet love fungus,

Seperis

Comments

[astolat]

yes, and uh. ontd_ai en masse sent 15,000 of them to novelized.

http://cantclosemyeyes.tumblr.com/post/276320986/ohnvm-story-for-those-who-are-not-in-the-know

[aurora]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[seperis.livejournal.com]

....wow.

[jamesinboots.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, oh DEAR. I was linked to novelized's profile when the explosion happened and it took like 5 minutes to load entirely. o.O