perhaps i can admit i am not copasetic with this

[seperis]

Dear LJ,

Your fail has progressed beyond irritating and reaching epic levels of "Where the fuck are my notifications?" and you will note, I am descending to profanity to illustrate how very much this is putting me out.

Please stop making me contemplate the fact that a.) I was once a teenager and b.) I tried to write sex using metaphors before the age of consent, because I will post that shit and people will cry. And possibly embrace celibacy. It was that bad.

I hope we understand each other.

Love you like feet love fungus,

Seperis

Comments

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

GIVE ME MY NOTIFICATIONS, LJ

[seperis.livejournal.com]

I admire your capslock. *admires*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

my pinky is getting a lot of action recently. :D

[anjak-j.livejournal.com]

b.) I tried to write sex using metaphors before the age of consent, because I will post that shit and people will cry.

Or laugh. Really hard.


On a more serious note, I'm really starting to get pissed off at the notifications issue. Some of mine have filtered through - days later. I mean, can I have ones that are actually relevant now, not three days ago..?

*pouts*

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Laughing through the tears gets me through the re-reads.

On a more serious note, I'm really starting to get pissed off at the notifications issue. Some of mine have filtered through - days later. I mean, can I have ones that are actually relevant now, not three days ago..?

God, I know. I keep wanting to slap around LJ.

[jamesinboots.livejournal.com]

I keep hearing it was the free v-gift thing that broke the notifications server. The free v-gift thing was an accident, apparently? o.o

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Really? I didn't know that.

Whoops they were accidently nice!

[lambourngb.livejournal.com]

http://community.livejournal.com/lj_maintenance/126582.html?thread=11633014#t11633014

In the future there will be legitimate free gifts, but you can only send them to people who have mutually friended you.

*head desk* FAIL LJ! I can't believe how many people commented on "I thought LJ was being generous, I should have known it was a mistake!". Apparently trying to fix the comment notification, the snowflakes ended up being free. They fixed the snowflake "problem" quickly! Where's the repair on the comments?

Re: Whoops they were accidently nice!

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Srsly, I want my comments back now.

[astolat]

yes, and uh. ontd_ai en masse sent 15,000 of them to novelized.

http://cantclosemyeyes.tumblr.com/post/276320986/ohnvm-story-for-those-who-are-not-in-the-know

[aurora]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[seperis.livejournal.com]

....wow.

[jamesinboots.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha, oh DEAR. I was linked to novelized's profile when the explosion happened and it took like 5 minutes to load entirely. o.O

[aurora]

I am so notification-less. :(( :((


(POST IT.)

[scribblemoose]

It's getting beyond annoying.

Teen-porn. The last line of defence of a wounded fandom. ;)

[seperis.livejournal.com]

It has vampires and rain! And possibly a lot of corset fetishization.

[harborshore.livejournal.com]

I love how the ones that are showing up are completely out of order, some from whenever this started and some from, like, yesterday. So there's just no keeping track. And they're all going to be emailed eventually, too. AUGH.

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

Dude. Yes. So irritating. Although I did come up with a SECOND yuletide story yesterday, in a different fandom, and managed to get the bits I hand-wrote on Metro into a word document just now. But I wants our comments, Precious! Wants.

[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

I had some notification delays (like ten hours) on my writing journal the other day but that was it! I didn't know it was a huge, ongoing problem. :/

[ineptshieldmaid.livejournal.com]

*sigh* If it's broke, then they should take the time to fix it properly. Fair enough, I guess.

They should ALSO take the time to update us on progress, with estimated time lags and back-to-normal deadline. The problem had been around for at least 24 hours before they updated the maintenance com - apparently under the delusion that because it's the weekend, it's ok to leave it until Monday? And then nothing since.

Meanwhile, Mark over at Dreamwidth posts to let us know there might be a *five minute* delay on comments, and if we want to know exactly when, and when it's done we can check the Dreamwidth twitter feed. *cuddles Dreamwidth*

[fyrdrakken]

Oh, we're missing notifications again? I just thought no one was speaking to me...

[tricksterquinn.livejournal.com]

Ditto!

[archaeologist-d.livejournal.com]

I was relieved when I found out it wasn't just me not getting notifications but really, fail!

[transtempts.livejournal.com]

I want my comments. This witholding? Is not cool, because I KNOW I will not get chocolates and tender apologies later. *eyes LJ* I feel as though I am being taken advantage of.

[eponymousanon.livejournal.com]

Dude, I have the opposite problem. I didn't want to get flooded with e-mails, so I made sure the 'v gift' notification setting was set to "don't fucking do it, anyway, anyhow"--and now I'm getting flooded with v-gift e-mails *headdesk*

[vito-excalibur.livejournal.com]

Hey, looks like you threatened them into fixing it! \o/ I had faith in you!

[seperis.livejournal.com]

My bad porn is bad, yo.

[ladyholder.livejournal.com]

:: Blinks ::

You say the sweetest things to people.

And I agree with them so much

Thank you for putting into words my irritation with LJ.

~L