this is totally like when rodney left john for jennifer

[seperis]

Shame is for the weak, or, how I realized I had become invested in Pinto RPS to an extent I was not aware of until I realized I was searching the kink meme for a distressingly specific kind of kink and not finding nearly enough of it and becoming bitter.

Then I read something else and all became clear.



amireal

amireal: I kind of want to print that story out and burn it now.
seperis: wait, we are talking about the same fic?
seperis: *checking*
amireal: the one you linked
seperis: With Chris not converted by the awesome of Zach's cock?
amireal: yes
seperis: BECAUSE I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS REALISTIC
seperis: YES I AM SAYING THIS ABOUT FUCKING RPS.
seperis: BUT ZACK FUCKED HIS ASS OFF AND MY GOD
amireal: well, realism or not, that summation 2 paragraphs at the end was just shitty writing
seperis:CONVERT HIM
amireal: BURN IT
seperis: *BITTER*

winterlive

seperis: Zach could convert eveyrone
seperis: AND CHRIS GOT IT GOOD
winterlive: and the real true and honest facts of the situation are that if zachary quinto fucks you in the ass, you will let him do it again as often as he likes and that's how it is
seperis: This is truth.
winterlive: you can quote me on that
seperis: I really feel it would be part of my development as a human to post this convo.
seperis: Just so I can remember the betrayal I felt
winterlive: you may
winterlive: this is what i'm telling you.

svmadelyn

svmadelyn: *sighs sadly*
svmadelyn: you'd have to be dead not to undergo that conversion.



I feel betrayed, trufax. I am going to go cry into some sort of cushion and wonder about tinhatism. I could totally go this way. I blame winterlive.

Comments

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

If it's the same fic I'm thinking of then YES TO ALL OF THAT! Because that wasn't realistic, that was like blasphemy or something.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

It took something beautiful and hilarious and very strange at least in one part and made it all wrong.

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

There is, indeed, something very wrong in the world when Chris Pine isn't made spectacularly gay by the power of Zach Quinto's awesome and magical cock. I'm just saying.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

It was SHOCKING. Just. *fizzle* in the most inappropriate fizzle like way! Like-- it even FIZZLED wrong.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*BITTERNESS TIMES FIVE*

[amireal.livejournal.com]

I think the important thing to know is that I really don't actually like that genre of fic. Honestly. And yet, I was still supremely offended by that ending. Like. I think about it and I get mad.

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

It totally fizzled wrong! It was like a slap in the face to all the made gay by the magical cock stories and that is a long and hard noble tradition that needs to be upheld.

It was all, 'oh and they lived happily ever after, but without the gay sex' and I was all HOW CAN THEY POSSIBLY BE HAPPY THEN?!

[amireal.livejournal.com]

*repeats what she said elsewhere*

I think I feel insulted by that ending. Like. As a human being.I think that was the equivalent of a story giving me the finger.

It was all very "Tralalaa look what I can do!" from the author.

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

It was all very "Tralalaa look what I can do!" from the author.

Not only self important, but also very, "HAHA MADE YOU LOOK!" because based on the summary and pretty much every single other thing about the fic that's not where it was heading. As you said, it pretty much gave us all the finger, and that's so not how to do a surprise ending.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

It was all, 'oh and they lived happily ever after, but without the gay sex' and I was all HOW CAN THEY POSSIBLY BE HAPPY THEN?!

ALL LIES. THEY DID NOT. IT WAS THE PR DEVILS AND I SAY THAT WITH SO LITTLE IRONY.

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA! See, now this I believe! They're actually living quite happily together sneaking through each other's back doors (no pun intended) and they frequently make additional tapes with no interference from (I have to say, kind of creepy) PAs.

[aurora]

Oh God, is this the überlong sex tape story I still have to read?? I've been saving that one for a day! :|

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

Well, it's in three parts - which, btw she doesn't link together at the end of each chapter and should have been a warning to me - and if you're looking for a happy ending then don't. The sex tape part is fine and - I'll admit - even good in some parts, until you get to the trainwreck ending.

[aurora]

I'll probably still give it a try, but man, I'm really glad I was warned for this.

[littlemousling]

Someone should write an alternate ending and then you can read along, tra-la-la, and then click away at the right moment and read about how they live happily ever after WITH the gay sex, and lots of it.

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

I always did love choose your own ending adventures;)