this is totally like when rodney left john for jennifer

[seperis]

Shame is for the weak, or, how I realized I had become invested in Pinto RPS to an extent I was not aware of until I realized I was searching the kink meme for a distressingly specific kind of kink and not finding nearly enough of it and becoming bitter.

Then I read something else and all became clear.



amireal

amireal: I kind of want to print that story out and burn it now.
seperis: wait, we are talking about the same fic?
seperis: *checking*
amireal: the one you linked
seperis: With Chris not converted by the awesome of Zach's cock?
amireal: yes
seperis: BECAUSE I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS REALISTIC
seperis: YES I AM SAYING THIS ABOUT FUCKING RPS.
seperis: BUT ZACK FUCKED HIS ASS OFF AND MY GOD
amireal: well, realism or not, that summation 2 paragraphs at the end was just shitty writing
seperis:CONVERT HIM
amireal: BURN IT
seperis: *BITTER*

winterlive

seperis: Zach could convert eveyrone
seperis: AND CHRIS GOT IT GOOD
winterlive: and the real true and honest facts of the situation are that if zachary quinto fucks you in the ass, you will let him do it again as often as he likes and that's how it is
seperis: This is truth.
winterlive: you can quote me on that
seperis: I really feel it would be part of my development as a human to post this convo.
seperis: Just so I can remember the betrayal I felt
winterlive: you may
winterlive: this is what i'm telling you.

svmadelyn

svmadelyn: *sighs sadly*
svmadelyn: you'd have to be dead not to undergo that conversion.



I feel betrayed, trufax. I am going to go cry into some sort of cushion and wonder about tinhatism. I could totally go this way. I blame winterlive.

Comments

[amireal.livejournal.com]

Dude, I still kind of hate you for making me read that. *finds the firepot for the ritual burning*

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

see, i didn't let her do that.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

At a certain point, you just couldn't look away. Like a slow moving well lubed train wreck.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

i really believe that. i believe i would have read the entire thing.

from now on, when she links you to things, just say no. obviously it can only lead to pain.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Well, as long as it was well lubed.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

It's hard to stay strong! Madelyn *still* tempts me from time to time, and I *definitely* know better there!

[boggit.livejournal.com]

Well shit. Now I'm terrified to go read *any* Pinto RPS because I hate when a fic is working its way up to a happy and smutty ending and then it stabs you in the face with a fork.

Also, posting your conversations helps us all in our development.

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

If it's the same fic I'm thinking of then YES TO ALL OF THAT! Because that wasn't realistic, that was like blasphemy or something.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Oh please, you have made me read much worse.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

I feel I have done a public service.

Don't worry. IT WAS ONLY THE ONE. THE ONE THAT BETRAYED ME FOR SO MANY WORDS.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

It took something beautiful and hilarious and very strange at least in one part and made it all wrong.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

I have not! You wound me deeply!

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

well, with madelyn i just have no sympathy for you. i mean, come on, you have to know what you're getting into there.

but jenn can be tricksy!

[amireal.livejournal.com]

It was SHOCKING. Just. *fizzle* in the most inappropriate fizzle like way! Like-- it even FIZZLED wrong.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

*nodnod* Tricksy. And vicious. Sometimes it's an awesome vid! Sometimes it's an 80s flashback on acid.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*BITTERNESS TIMES FIVE*

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Lies.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

I think the important thing to know is that I really don't actually like that genre of fic. Honestly. And yet, I was still supremely offended by that ending. Like. I think about it and I get mad.

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

There is, indeed, something very wrong in the world when Chris Pine isn't made spectacularly gay by the power of Zach Quinto's awesome and magical cock. I'm just saying.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

Et tu Jenn? ET TU?

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

Jenn's tricksy like a 2x4 to the face. *bewildered*

[aubergineautumn.livejournal.com]

THIS IS KARMA for when you wrote the Lex/Chloe presidential adultery fic that killed the SV fandom. *still bitter*

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

It totally fizzled wrong! It was like a slap in the face to all the made gay by the magical cock stories and that is a long and hard noble tradition that needs to be upheld.

It was all, 'oh and they lived happily ever after, but without the gay sex' and I was all HOW CAN THEY POSSIBLY BE HAPPY THEN?!

[amireal.livejournal.com]

*repeats what she said elsewhere*

I think I feel insulted by that ending. Like. As a human being.I think that was the equivalent of a story giving me the finger.

It was all very "Tralalaa look what I can do!" from the author.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

TO BE FAIR. You *are* closer to a Mac Truck.