this is totally like when rodney left john for jennifer

[seperis]

Shame is for the weak, or, how I realized I had become invested in Pinto RPS to an extent I was not aware of until I realized I was searching the kink meme for a distressingly specific kind of kink and not finding nearly enough of it and becoming bitter.

Then I read something else and all became clear.



amireal

amireal: I kind of want to print that story out and burn it now.
seperis: wait, we are talking about the same fic?
seperis: *checking*
amireal: the one you linked
seperis: With Chris not converted by the awesome of Zach's cock?
amireal: yes
seperis: BECAUSE I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS REALISTIC
seperis: YES I AM SAYING THIS ABOUT FUCKING RPS.
seperis: BUT ZACK FUCKED HIS ASS OFF AND MY GOD
amireal: well, realism or not, that summation 2 paragraphs at the end was just shitty writing
seperis:CONVERT HIM
amireal: BURN IT
seperis: *BITTER*

winterlive

seperis: Zach could convert eveyrone
seperis: AND CHRIS GOT IT GOOD
winterlive: and the real true and honest facts of the situation are that if zachary quinto fucks you in the ass, you will let him do it again as often as he likes and that's how it is
seperis: This is truth.
winterlive: you can quote me on that
seperis: I really feel it would be part of my development as a human to post this convo.
seperis: Just so I can remember the betrayal I felt
winterlive: you may
winterlive: this is what i'm telling you.

svmadelyn

svmadelyn: *sighs sadly*
svmadelyn: you'd have to be dead not to undergo that conversion.



I feel betrayed, trufax. I am going to go cry into some sort of cushion and wonder about tinhatism. I could totally go this way. I blame winterlive.

Comments

[kernezelda]

Oh, my God. You are killing me. You and your coterie of clever and tricksy comrades.

*dies*

[alita-b-angel.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. *shameface*

I know EXACTLY what fic you're talking about. I was mostly entertained by the whole concept of that fic. And then they got to the end, and it was all WHAT KIND OF IDEALISTIC WONDERLAND WITHOUT BACKLASH AND CONTINUED BUTTSECKS DO YOU LIVE IN?!

... oh that's right, one where an amateur porn video is the next logical jump in decision making.

Then again, that fic didn't screw my head as much as This one did (http://community.livejournal.com/pinto_fic/103883.html). Reading it is an experience of acknowledging that one day, you're going to the special hell for different kinds of wrong.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

I couldn't get through that. I got freaked out by the dawning realizatoin it would not get better.

[aurora]

winterlive: and the real true and honest facts of the situation are that if zachary quinto fucks you in the ass, you will let him do it again as often as he likes and that's how it is
:D :D :D :D :D


Also, I still have to through the latest kink meme entries, but omg where it that fic??

[aurora]

Oh God, is this the überlong sex tape story I still have to read?? I've been saving that one for a day! :|

[aurora]

Reading it is an experience of acknowledging that one day, you're going to the special hell for different kinds of wrong.
THIS IS 100% TRUE. (Why can't I stop reading it??)


@Jenn: sorry for all the comment-hijacks.

[shaun84.livejournal.com]

serious talk, can someone link me that fic??

[alita-b-angel.livejournal.com]

It's sort of like a car crash, where you know there are bodies rolling around beheaded but you can't help but gawk out your car window in morbid curiousity. And also that shameful, shameful little voice inside you, that if you were in that audience you would totally be cheering, despite the horrible trauma you're causing all involved.

[aurora]

Gaaah! I was okay-ish with the first story, because it was indeed a train wreck, but that was it. But now she's continuing it and it's veering off in beyond angsty, beyond realistic territory and I CANNOT STOP READING. Dammit. :D

[cobweb-diamond.livejournal.com]

I have to give you kudos for having a sound grasp of reality, and svmadelyn for using the word "undergo" in such an awesome context.

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

Well, it's in three parts - which, btw she doesn't link together at the end of each chapter and should have been a warning to me - and if you're looking for a happy ending then don't. The sex tape part is fine and - I'll admit - even good in some parts, until you get to the trainwreck ending.

[aurora]

I'll probably still give it a try, but man, I'm really glad I was warned for this.

[askmehow.livejournal.com]

This sounds epic - epically bad, but still. Which fic is this? Part of me wants to take your advice and avoid it ruthlessly, but a larger part of me just wants to know!

[lazulisong.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I might actually ask ZQ to fuck me twice just to be sure I was really converted.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

You could start a religion with those words.

[zvi-likes-tv.livejournal.com]

tell me you're sending that in to the zach facts tumblr. Please.

[littlemousling]

Someone should write an alternate ending and then you can read along, tra-la-la, and then click away at the right moment and read about how they live happily ever after WITH the gay sex, and lots of it.

[formerlydf.livejournal.com]

I sincerely do not believe that there is any universe out there where Zach Quinto could have sex with Chris Pine and Chris would not want to do it again and again for the rest of their lives. And afterlives, too. This is what happens. You have smokin' hot sex with Zach Quinto, and boom, there you are a hundred years later having strange, glowy-Ascended-tentacle sex.

Er. I think that got away from me a little.

But seriously. I can potentially believe in some universes where they never have sex and thus Chris never gets it, but any universe where they do? You name the universe, and those two are still going at it. In the universe where everybody is a strangely sentient form of seaweed, Chris!weed and Zach!weed are cross-pollinating each other like crazy.

...Right. Um. Sorry about that. I'm going to go back to the corner I delurked out of, and I think I'm just going to stay there for a while? *waves hand vaguely*

[seperis.livejournal.com]

What is the facts tumblr?

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*giggling helplessly* You are speaking truth man.

ut seriously. I can potentially believe in some universes where they never have sex and thus Chris never gets it, but any universe where they do? You name the universe, and those two are still going at it. In the universe where everybody is a strangely sentient form of seaweed, Chris!weed and Zach!weed are cross-pollinating each other like crazy.

...that is so fantastic. I totally friend for that.

[formerlydf.livejournal.com]

As an RPF writer, I can say with absolute solemnity that there's a difference between tinhatting and knowing that your 'ship is full of truth. *nods* At least, full of truth in every other universe; they can do whatever they want in this one, I don't care.

Hee. I blame the strangely sentient seaweed! It will not be denied!

[seperis.livejournal.com]

It's like a flashback to the John and Rodney as icecubes porn. Or as girl scout cookies porn. Or as flowers porn--wait. That is a group of words that should not go together yet do.

As an RPF writer, I can say with absolute solemnity that there's a difference between tinhatting and knowing that your 'ship is full of truth. *nods* At least, full of truth in every other universe; they can do whatever they want in this one, I don't care.

I find this philosophy totally coincides with my own.

[zvi-likes-tv.livejournal.com]

http://zachfacts.tumblr.com/

[eternalblue.livejournal.com]

That sounds vaguely familiar to me. I'm pretty sure I skimmed through that fic and then promptly attempted to purge the memory of it from my head.

I wouldn't mind a message if you don't want to reply here with the link to the fic so I can see if it's the one I think it is. Link me?

[aurora]

Also: zachfacts :D