yes, a diaper, i said it

[seperis]

All this week, I've been in a good mood. Like, wear lipstick and color coordinate my clothes good mood. There's even been hair fixing and whatnot. I could say it was all due to Trek (and most of it was, seriously; Trek was first fandom and my earliest sci-fi memories. Oh my God, Abrams, I love you), but by yesterday, it was also because I honestly like screwing with my coworkers and they were getting really disturbed at the entire seems to care about personal appearance thing. A few would drop by, I'd smile, and they would scurry away. P kept checking me surreptitiously for Vulcan ears. I'd totally wear them if I had them, too.

In other words, my life was perfect.

However, I am being punished for rediscovering lip liner and floral prints; I cannot sleep tonight for some reason, even though I am exhausted. What I did do was spend an hour replotting the end of the damned Spock fic and then imaging out a complex story where Kirk goes to jail and Spock bails him out, because that's the kind of thing I find hilarious.

So then I said, well, okay, screw it, let's find something to read.

It's not that I didn't know the kink meme was around. I did! But so far, I've been reading using the careful and scientific study of how many people have tagged something in delicious. Well, I ran out of that and said, what the hell, be crazy.

Wow, was that a mistake.

Mostly because if I'd done that earlier, I could have discovered five million new horrifying things, or at least like, three, and all of them involve bodily functions, how they are named, and what they are used for. And what they should never be used for. I will say this: blood. And also, to the author, what were you thinking? Blood is sticky.

Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again. Yes, I am sharing that with you. Go enjoy your day with that image and try not to walk off the side of a building; I work on the ground floor, but I can totally get to the roof if I need to.

I'm still in a good mood. But it's more edging toward what one might call 'manic'. I don't see how this can end well.

Comments

[kernezelda]

Jenn, I work on the sixth floor with FIVE balconies, do you hate me?

[drlense.livejournal.com]

Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again. Yes, I am sharing that with you.

OMFG, you SUCK. You SUCK SO HARD. Just for that I'm making you rewrite ALL your dialog.

[tricksterquinn.livejournal.com]

Like, wear lipstick and color coordinate my clothes good mood.
I am somehow deeply comforted to know I'm not the only person who does this.

[ratcreature]

I'm fairly sure I've read that McKay story, but I think I've seen infantilism kink with Sheppard too. I'm not easily traumatized. ;)

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

I hate you so much right now. Because I'm picturing him with one of those awful baby fur tattoos.

the pain.

[transtempts.livejournal.com]

o.0

I mean, WHAT?

[seekergeek.livejournal.com]

If it's the one I'm thinking of, you totes ignored the DANGER WILL ROBINSON WARNING, didn't you? The one that said NC-40 AND MEANT IT. I'm over forty and I was still not big enough for that ride. *re-applies brain bleach*

[jacquez.livejournal.com]

as far as I am concerned the only fandom that is allowed to use blood for lubricant is Highlander. I mean, you can really physically fuck an Immortal up, right, without permanent damage, right, so that makes it less freaky.

To me. Anyway.

[gweneiriol.livejournal.com]

Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again. Yes, I am sharing that with you. Go enjoy your day with that image and try not to walk off the side of a building; I work on the ground floor, but I can totally get to the roof if I need to.

*dies*

[liamar13.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAH

i laugh at you because i learnt the kink meme lesson myself only just recently (thank you spn fandom).

have to say the rodney diaper thing is not the most brain bleech requiring thing i've seen in this fandom (because i'm obviously a nicer person than you i'm not going to mention details :P) but yeah thanks for that, its exactly the image i want while i'm trying to study.

[lurkmuch.livejournal.com]

Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again.

Maybe, if I keep hitting my head against the wall I can make the bad pictures stop?

[elizaria.livejournal.com]

Blood as lubricant is old in the Spike/Angel section of Buffy fics. And that was my first foray into slash and I couldn't stop wondering the hell? Blood? Sticky and dries really really fast?

Diapers... that kink will never be kinky in a good way for me. Rather the section of weird kinks I don't get (bwuh?).

[raincitygirl.livejournal.com]

Okay, um, WHY was Rodney McKay wearing an adult diaper? Please tell me because he had contracted some debilitating Pegasus-Gallery-As-Contrived-Plot-Device disease that affected his bladder control. Please tell me it was NOT a kink thing, but for a valid medical reason. Please?

[ellixis.livejournal.com]

... please excuse me while I go scrub my brain out. Is it normal for a kink meme to contain mostly the Disturbing Shit?

[patk.livejournal.com]

>>Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again. <<<

I can't help but think that John Sheppard wouldn't be able to stop laughing for an entire year if ambushed by that sight.

Or become impotent on the spot.

[fyrdrakken]

I think I've been spoiled by the Doctor Who kinkmeme, which does embrace the cracktastic and tends to produce some awesome things. (Of course, I don't read through the whole thing, just the pairings/kinks that catch my eye or get recced.)

[ink-n-imp.livejournal.com]

Wow, you know, the Star Trek 2009 kink meme's got NOTHING like that. We're so vanilla you could slap us on top of a cone and give us to the kiddies.

*...LOVES HER THE ST KINK MEME! SO MUCH LOVE!*

[sholio]

I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again.

... would now be a good time to point out that, given the state of Rodney in "Shrine", he was almost certainly wearing a diaper in canon? :D We just never actually saw it, thank all that is holy. (And the scene in which he discovers this is a missing scene that SHOULD NEVER BE WRITTEN, I'm just sayin'.)

[aurora]

Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again.
LINK PLZ? (I'm feeling extremely masochistic today.)

[janne-d.livejournal.com]

Huh? I don't remember seeing anything too disturbing about bodily functions in the Star Trek kink meme...

Oh, you were reading an SGA one. Ah.

(Try the Star Trek 2009 (http://delicious.com/st_xi_kink) one - it's a lot of fun (as long as you avoid the obviously hideous prompts).)

[reginagiraffe]

a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper

...

I hate you.

*cries*

[niqaeli]

Is it wrong that I'm mostly just snickering at the image of Rodney McKay in a diaper? It's funny, not traumatising! Well, for me. I suppose it might be traumatising for Rodney.

But I am the person who is in love with BME Zine's wiki for all the fascinating stupid human tricks. Did you know that some guys basically cut a hole in the middle of their dicks and they can then turn them inside out? It's freaking fascinating. Here, let me give you some visuals for that! And, I mean, that's far from the weirdest thing people do to their bodies.

...I think my pre-med may be showing again. Also, my years and years of hanging around in all the wrong corners of the internet. *g* About the only kink that disturbs me anymore is scat and that's because, really? There is no way to play with actual scat that's even remotely safe from a health perspective. Although I hear there are recipes for rather convincing substitutes and, well, your kink is not my kink but as long as everyone's consenting and playing resposnibly and I don't have to hear about it, whatever! (I really don't want to hear about it, though.)

[digitalwave]

Sweetie,

there are some truly terrifying things out there in fanfic land. It's times like this that I'm glad I work in the basement.