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yes, a diaper, i said it
All this week, I've been in a good mood. Like, wear lipstick and color coordinate my clothes good mood. There's even been hair fixing and whatnot. I could say it was all due to Trek (and most of it was, seriously; Trek was first fandom and my earliest sci-fi memories. Oh my God, Abrams, I love you), but by yesterday, it was also because I honestly like screwing with my coworkers and they were getting really disturbed at the entire seems to care about personal appearance thing. A few would drop by, I'd smile, and they would scurry away. P kept checking me surreptitiously for Vulcan ears. I'd totally wear them if I had them, too.
In other words, my life was perfect.
However, I am being punished for rediscovering lip liner and floral prints; I cannot sleep tonight for some reason, even though I am exhausted. What I did do was spend an hour replotting the end of the damned Spock fic and then imaging out a complex story where Kirk goes to jail and Spock bails him out, because that's the kind of thing I find hilarious.
So then I said, well, okay, screw it, let's find something to read.
It's not that I didn't know the kink meme was around. I did! But so far, I've been reading using the careful and scientific study of how many people have tagged something in delicious. Well, I ran out of that and said, what the hell, be crazy.
Wow, was that a mistake.
Mostly because if I'd done that earlier, I could have discovered five million new horrifying things, or at least like, three, and all of them involve bodily functions, how they are named, and what they are used for. And what they should never be used for. I will say this: blood. And also, to the author, what were you thinking? Blood is sticky.
Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again. Yes, I am sharing that with you. Go enjoy your day with that image and try not to walk off the side of a building; I work on the ground floor, but I can totally get to the roof if I need to.
I'm still in a good mood. But it's more edging toward what one might call 'manic'. I don't see how this can end well.
In other words, my life was perfect.
However, I am being punished for rediscovering lip liner and floral prints; I cannot sleep tonight for some reason, even though I am exhausted. What I did do was spend an hour replotting the end of the damned Spock fic and then imaging out a complex story where Kirk goes to jail and Spock bails him out, because that's the kind of thing I find hilarious.
So then I said, well, okay, screw it, let's find something to read.
It's not that I didn't know the kink meme was around. I did! But so far, I've been reading using the careful and scientific study of how many people have tagged something in delicious. Well, I ran out of that and said, what the hell, be crazy.
Wow, was that a mistake.
Mostly because if I'd done that earlier, I could have discovered five million new horrifying things, or at least like, three, and all of them involve bodily functions, how they are named, and what they are used for. And what they should never be used for. I will say this: blood. And also, to the author, what were you thinking? Blood is sticky.
Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again. Yes, I am sharing that with you. Go enjoy your day with that image and try not to walk off the side of a building; I work on the ground floor, but I can totally get to the roof if I need to.
I'm still in a good mood. But it's more edging toward what one might call 'manic'. I don't see how this can end well.
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I am just saying i do not hate you, so much as I hate everyone who didn't have to witness that.
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OMFG, you SUCK. You SUCK SO HARD. Just for that I'm making you rewrite ALL your dialog.
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(WHY was he in an adult diaper? Was it h/c or fetish fic??) SEE, NOW YOU MADE ME ASK YOU THIS!
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I did warn for manic, right?
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Rape, Death, MANIA!
(Seriously, who sits down and says to themselves, 'you know what would make SGA better? ADULT DIAPERS.' Who is this person?)
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Appropriate.
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I am somehow deeply comforted to know I'm not the only person who does this.
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the pain.
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I mean, WHAT?
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To me. Anyway.
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*dies*
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i laugh at you because i learnt the kink meme lesson myself only just recently (thank you spn fandom).
have to say the rodney diaper thing is not the most brain bleech requiring thing i've seen in this fandom (because i'm obviously a nicer person than you i'm not going to mention details :P) but yeah thanks for that, its exactly the image i want while i'm trying to study.
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Maybe, if I keep hitting my head against the wall I can make the bad pictures stop?
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Diapers... that kink will never be kinky in a good way for me. Rather the section of weird kinks I don't get (bwuh?).
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I can't help but think that John Sheppard wouldn't be able to stop laughing for an entire year if ambushed by that sight.
Or become impotent on the spot.
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*...LOVES HER THE ST KINK MEME! SO MUCH LOVE!*
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... would now be a good time to point out that, given the state of Rodney in "Shrine", he was almost certainly wearing a diaper in canon? :D We just never actually saw it, thank all that is holy. (And the scene in which he discovers this is a missing scene that SHOULD NEVER BE WRITTEN, I'm just sayin'.)
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LINK PLZ? (I'm feeling extremely masochistic today.)
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I was SO INCREDIBLY WRONG. *cries* I had just about put it out of my head and now this.
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Sure. To various degrees this motif is a pretty widespread favorite of all three parts of fandom (gen, slash, het) but, as you said, in its manifestation as one character's kinky fantasy/play it comes across as very OOC - guess that's why I can't help but snicker about it. They say a good author can "sell" you anything but I seriously doubt I could buy that scenario when it comes to John and Rodney, no matter who wrote it.
>>The same is true for kinks like slavefic and such, I think.
Yes, I think you're right here. Everytime I stumble over a D/s or heavy bondage-fic with John as the submissive one/tied up one I have a hard time seeing and believing it because I can't help but think that John was probably already captured, subjugated and/or tied up too often in his life to find it particularly erotic. Somehow I think he would have more the "your game reminds me too much of my day job"-approach on it. *g*
Same goes for Rodney and pain. His aversion against pain is canonically so strong that I can't help but mentally hear him *complain* whenever I happen to stumble over a S/M fic that has him as the one with the masochistic tendencies. It's just very hard to buy for me, albeit not as impossible as the diaper-scenario. :-)
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Oh, you were reading an SGA one. Ah.
(Try the Star Trek 2009 (http://delicious.com/st_xi_kink) one - it's a lot of fun (as long as you avoid the obviously hideous prompts).)
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Too late...
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For this reason alone, I love every kink meme.
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I hate you.
*cries*
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When you have any variation, really, on wacky immortal funtimes, I'm okay with the blood-as-lube! Because it might be fucked up as hell but it's not permanent damage!
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But I am the person who is in love with BME Zine's wiki for all the fascinating stupid human tricks. Did you know that some guys basically cut a hole in the middle of their dicks and they can then turn them inside out? It's freaking fascinating. Here, let me give you some visuals for that! And, I mean, that's far from the weirdest thing people do to their bodies.
...I think my pre-med may be showing again. Also, my years and years of hanging around in all the wrong corners of the internet. *g* About the only kink that disturbs me anymore is scat and that's because, really? There is no way to play with actual scat that's even remotely safe from a health perspective. Although I hear there are recipes for rather convincing substitutes and, well, your kink is not my kink but as long as everyone's consenting and playing resposnibly and I don't have to hear about it, whatever! (I really don't want to hear about it, though.)
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weird penile stuff
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there are some truly terrifying things out there in fanfic land. It's times like this that I'm glad I work in the basement.