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[seperis]

Work phones are still down. And I will seriously go crazy if I don't find something to do here. You really would think a day of surfing the internet would be more fun than it is. Not so much.

Wait....

thepouncer! COME HERE AND PLAY WITH ME. SNIPPET. SOMETHING. PLEASE. I AM CONTEMPLATING REARRANGING MY OFFICE AND THINK ABOUT THIS ONE I HAVE A CUBICLE AND THIS CANNOT END WELL. I WOULD NEED A SCREWDRIVER AND A DEEP SENSE OF BEING WRONGED.

....Hmm. All caps is very hard to read. Anyone ever notice that before?

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[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

He could be a really high-end physicist geisha. The invite him to their office parties and presentations and he gives a really stimulating review of the work on offer, then a blow job to the least incompetent. Bidding for his services is brisk, to say the least.