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stupidity is not a god given right

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Work phones are still down. And I will seriously go crazy if I don't find something to do here. You really would think a day of surfing the internet would be more fun than it is. Not so much.

Wait....

thepouncer! COME HERE AND PLAY WITH ME. SNIPPET. SOMETHING. PLEASE. I AM CONTEMPLATING REARRANGING MY OFFICE AND THINK ABOUT THIS ONE I HAVE A CUBICLE AND THIS CANNOT END WELL. I WOULD NEED A SCREWDRIVER AND A DEEP SENSE OF BEING WRONGED.

....Hmm. All caps is very hard to read. Anyone ever notice that before?

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*sniff*

I feel that you are shunning our snippet relationship because last time you were bored I got you to write porn at work. *MIFFED*

Are you feeling shunned? WHEN YOU IGNORE ME FOR WEEKS?

I feel our relationship is getting off track.

I feel neglected and wronged, really. ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?????

IGNORE? I IGNORE? I'm sorry if I needed SLEEP. WE ARE NOT ALL INSOMNIAC VAMPIRES. I'm sorry if my removal of four teeth means my body requires LOTS OF NAPS. Also who doesn't ever comment in whose LJ hmm?

You should definitely use the time to write at work. *Nods* *Hides obvious personal gain of enjoying fic*

If it makes you feel better, I just threatened to snap and take out my office. One coworker asked for advanced warning, one asked to set up the cameras, and one asked if he could get worker's comp for it.

Yes

Rodney

Jenn, because that is how people break up they get busy and then ONE OF THEM decides that the other isn't worth their time and the OTHER, THE POOR INNOCENT OTHER never gets IM'd or Emails OR Comments or ANYTHING.

*glum* I know the feeling.

YOU DID NOT JUST COMPARE ME TO FANFIC!RODNEY!

SHUN. SHUN YOU AND ALL YOUR PROGENY AND PETS AND AND OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS!

*raises nose*

Like that's really going to help your side of the argument? *eyebrow*

*slouch*

I'll take that as acknowledgment that I am right.

All my ideas involve a pre-Antarctica John Sheppard waiting around for a mission to come through! And he's intensely bored, but it wouldn't be so bad if the other guys in his squadron would just *stop bitching* because then he could at least take a nap.

Yes. Yes it does.

It does, Fanfic!Chaya.

Poor John. *pets him*

Mine all involve empathic storytellers or, er, rentboys.

it's depressing, really.

On the other hand, this is the time of year our attorneys are sending presents, some even of the chocolate variety, which several people are placing on my desk and backing away slowly. Maybe I should wait until the chocolate runs out? Or should I keep up the threats to continue to get more?

*nibbles on chocolate covered pretzels while contemplating*

Drug-addicted rentboys?

Because there's no bad there! Really!

*eyebrow scrunch of confusion* Are.. you calling me fanfic!Chaya?

Also. *pats your head* I'm glad you think so.

*sprawls comfortably in chair*

You should take this time to write a fic with soul bonds. *nods sagely*

*butts in to shout*

OMG I second this!

Couldn't the rentboys be soul bonded?

Hmm. *takes a page from the MA archive* Why yes, yes they could. They could have been kidnapped and brainwashed and landed on another planet to be used as rentboys and yet they STILL FIND EACH OTHER OMG and they participate in some local custom that gets them SOUL BONDED.

Even better, it can be blamed on the drugs and the ata gene.

I was called away from usual work to decorate the tea room for a potluck lunch I cannot attend. *eye-twitch* And word on the internet surfing at work. All I end up doing is emailing myself links to look over properly when I'm back on MY computer.

I vote for cubicle rearrangement. Put everything at 45 degree angles and insist it improves the feng shui.

*sniffles* It was supposed to be lighthearted drug addiction!. Which it still is, true.

*thoughtful* With porn. I really have to finish that story one day.

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