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[seperis]

Work phones are still down. And I will seriously go crazy if I don't find something to do here. You really would think a day of surfing the internet would be more fun than it is. Not so much.

Wait....

thepouncer! COME HERE AND PLAY WITH ME. SNIPPET. SOMETHING. PLEASE. I AM CONTEMPLATING REARRANGING MY OFFICE AND THINK ABOUT THIS ONE I HAVE A CUBICLE AND THIS CANNOT END WELL. I WOULD NEED A SCREWDRIVER AND A DEEP SENSE OF BEING WRONGED.

....Hmm. All caps is very hard to read. Anyone ever notice that before?

Comments

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Oh please. Every time I soulbond anyone, i traumatize them.

...this does not say good things about me.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

For one, I'm not really sure why trauma is BAD, because then there can be completely unhealthy and unrealistic HEALING SEX.

Also, dude, I knew that many moons ago, the other night's glee at skinning alive was just yet another confirmation.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT SKIN PEOPLE ALIVE!

Rape, mutilate, castrate, break teeth, give incurable diseases, possessed by aliens, brand, tattoo, disembowel, remove appendages, amnesia, head injury, blindness, disfigure, torture, sacrifice to Elder Gods, sure.

But I have standards.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

That's not what you said over IM. *eyes you* You're putting up a front for the people aren't you?

[seperis.livejournal.com]

STANDARDS.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

*koff*bullshit*koff*

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and Crimes!John has a regeneration machine. We're meant to believe there's no skinning going on down there with Sumner?

[seperis.livejournal.com]

That was for torture and crush injuries only. And that thing with the teeth. And stuff.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*prim*

Uh huh

[justalurkr.livejournal.com]

Because the extensive signs of regeneration around John's ass were all a crush injuries from Sumner, yes. No whipping to the bone going on there at all, no!

You don't look prim, you look demented.