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[seperis]

seperis: I found smurf porn
seperis: Please hold me.
svmadelyn: weakkkkk.
svmadelyn: come on, i've read the papa smurf getting it on with the evil wizard guy story
seperis: GARGAMEL?
seperis: HE IS--
svmadelyn: yes, that is his name.
seperis: THEY ARE DIFFERENT SIZES!
svmadelyn: it was more of a double drabble thing
svmadelyn: he spent all that time chasing the smurfs
svmadelyn: because papa smurf was the one who'd gotten away.
seperis: I need therapy now
svmadelyn: I would have thought fandom had broken you of such things ages ago
seperis: You'd think so
seperis: But no.

Hmm. I *could* be writing. But I am googling ALF after reading tantalizing hints of Alf erotic art.

You know, I really feel I am doing something useful for fandom here. We should have a once a month competition to find ways to make us wish we could pour acid in our own eyes rather than know that such a fandom exists.

*thoughtful* Seriously. Alf porn. I want you to all think about this very seriously.

Comments

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

Archie, like Betty-and-Veronica's Archie? The surprise would actually be if there WEREN'T porn for that comic book. Betty and Veronica so clearly want to get it on.

...I'm the only one who thinks that? I'll just hide over there.

[everysecondtues.livejournal.com]

Yes, that comic. Actually, what was really disturbing was that it was Dilton/the principal slash. . . . But now I'm really curious about if there's Betty/Veronica slash. I would totally read that.

. . . I'm a sad, sad person.