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seperis: I found smurf porn
seperis: Please hold me.
svmadelyn: weakkkkk.
svmadelyn: come on, i've read the papa smurf getting it on with the evil wizard guy story
seperis: GARGAMEL?
seperis: HE IS--
svmadelyn: yes, that is his name.
seperis: THEY ARE DIFFERENT SIZES!
svmadelyn: it was more of a double drabble thing
svmadelyn: he spent all that time chasing the smurfs
svmadelyn: because papa smurf was the one who'd gotten away.
seperis: I need therapy now
svmadelyn: I would have thought fandom had broken you of such things ages ago
seperis: You'd think so
seperis: But no.
Hmm. I *could* be writing. But I am googling ALF after reading tantalizing hints of Alf erotic art.
You know, I really feel I am doing something useful for fandom here. We should have a once a month competition to find ways to make us wish we could pour acid in our own eyes rather than know that such a fandom exists.
*thoughtful* Seriously. Alf porn. I want you to all think about this very seriously.
seperis: Please hold me.
svmadelyn: weakkkkk.
svmadelyn: come on, i've read the papa smurf getting it on with the evil wizard guy story
seperis: GARGAMEL?
seperis: HE IS--
svmadelyn: yes, that is his name.
seperis: THEY ARE DIFFERENT SIZES!
svmadelyn: it was more of a double drabble thing
svmadelyn: he spent all that time chasing the smurfs
svmadelyn: because papa smurf was the one who'd gotten away.
seperis: I need therapy now
svmadelyn: I would have thought fandom had broken you of such things ages ago
seperis: You'd think so
seperis: But no.
Hmm. I *could* be writing. But I am googling ALF after reading tantalizing hints of Alf erotic art.
You know, I really feel I am doing something useful for fandom here. We should have a once a month competition to find ways to make us wish we could pour acid in our own eyes rather than know that such a fandom exists.
*thoughtful* Seriously. Alf porn. I want you to all think about this very seriously.
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I just had the terrible thought of Fantasy Island slash. Excuse me, I have to go drink heavily before I find myself googling it.
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My Alf (*cries* I didn't know I had an Alf muse . . . I wish I still didn't know . . .) can't decide if he wants to screw (and yes, with the way Alf is built in that area it would *screw*) or eat Miss Piggy and I am refusing to point out that in some circles it's the same thing.
:::pause:::
You know, I think Alf secretly prefers Kermit except he really dislikes his skinny legs . . .
I need to go read some good McShep porn 'cause I'm feeling all traumatized now.
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We should google for it. *thoughtful* Just to see.
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*sympathizes* I think I reached clinical insanity tonight. It's pretty here. There is no logic. Just darkness.
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Um, it's okay to be hot for yee-haw rednecks when they're actually Hollywood stars pretending to be yee-haw rednecks. < / ass-covering new rule >
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...I'm the only one who thinks that? I'll just hide over there.
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ALF.
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Of course, I've also read Daffy Duck/Bugs Bunny fic. So really, anything can be porned. *nods*
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Scarred for life!
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. . . I'm a sad, sad person.
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Actually when I was little and collecting smurf figures and reading smurf comics (the tv series came much much later) I already used to wonder about the male/female ratio. Though actually I think the female smurf came years later into the smurf comics.
I mean, originally the smurfs appeared as minor characters in that other comic series Peyo was doing since 1946, Johan et Pirlouit, and in 1958 the smurfs appeared there for the first time in La flûte à six schtroumpfs (um yes, I actually have a special edition zine on the history of the smurf comics and Peyo's biography...) At first there were only male smurfs (who like I mentioned officially are brought by the storks that they also travel on) and the first female smurf was made by the evil Gargamel to sow dissent among the village. I think later the mythology was expanded to allow female smurfs also to be created my magic from special earth or something.
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*dies*
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It took me 10 minutes to start breathing normally again.
Whyfore must you vex me so with your ALF and your hideous kinky smurfs???
Lest anyone think I'm making shit up:
Mordor, She Wrote (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fireflyslash/3650.html)
It's a quick read. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
bwah!
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Though I think the Carebears broke my brain because I've had the oddest craving for a Rainbow Bright slash story between the rainbow horse and Onyx (the black machine horse) even since I read it.
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Smurfs.
Oh, dear God.
And I thought fandom had hit an all-time low when I discovered that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were featured on crack_van. (Because, yeah. TURTLES.)
*sporks eyeballs*
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seperis: Please hold me.
Dude, share!
Same for the erotic Alf art. (Alf/cats = OTP, yo!)
Fandom has stipped away every sense of shame. :D
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*Ask
Along the lines of odd porn...
http://www.student.uu.se/studorg/mobius/?sida=hist1
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