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[seperis]

seperis: I found smurf porn
seperis: Please hold me.
svmadelyn: weakkkkk.
svmadelyn: come on, i've read the papa smurf getting it on with the evil wizard guy story
seperis: GARGAMEL?
seperis: HE IS--
svmadelyn: yes, that is his name.
seperis: THEY ARE DIFFERENT SIZES!
svmadelyn: it was more of a double drabble thing
svmadelyn: he spent all that time chasing the smurfs
svmadelyn: because papa smurf was the one who'd gotten away.
seperis: I need therapy now
svmadelyn: I would have thought fandom had broken you of such things ages ago
seperis: You'd think so
seperis: But no.

Hmm. I *could* be writing. But I am googling ALF after reading tantalizing hints of Alf erotic art.

You know, I really feel I am doing something useful for fandom here. We should have a once a month competition to find ways to make us wish we could pour acid in our own eyes rather than know that such a fandom exists.

*thoughtful* Seriously. Alf porn. I want you to all think about this very seriously.

Comments

[leld.livejournal.com]

Oh god. At first I thought ALF was an acronym, and I was trying to figure out fandom you were talking about. But then I realized, no. Alf. The puppet, which I found odd, but I was not really surprised. And then I realized that I was not surprised at the idea of Smurf/Gargamel porn either, and... What has fandom done to my brain?

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Fandom destroys us all. *nod*

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

ALF stands for "Alien Life Form", so yeah, 'tis an acronym. His real name is Gordon Shumway, which we found out on the sitcom, and was expanded upon in his Saturday morning cartoon show, which detailed life with the Shumways on Melmac before it was destroyed. I wasn't surprised years later when I read Glenn Gordon Caron's bio (he was a staff writer for the sitcom) and he said the writers were all high when they wrote the show.