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seperis: I found smurf porn
seperis: Please hold me.
svmadelyn: weakkkkk.
svmadelyn: come on, i've read the papa smurf getting it on with the evil wizard guy story
seperis: GARGAMEL?
seperis: HE IS--
svmadelyn: yes, that is his name.
seperis: THEY ARE DIFFERENT SIZES!
svmadelyn: it was more of a double drabble thing
svmadelyn: he spent all that time chasing the smurfs
svmadelyn: because papa smurf was the one who'd gotten away.
seperis: I need therapy now
svmadelyn: I would have thought fandom had broken you of such things ages ago
seperis: You'd think so
seperis: But no.
Hmm. I *could* be writing. But I am googling ALF after reading tantalizing hints of Alf erotic art.
You know, I really feel I am doing something useful for fandom here. We should have a once a month competition to find ways to make us wish we could pour acid in our own eyes rather than know that such a fandom exists.
*thoughtful* Seriously. Alf porn. I want you to all think about this very seriously.
seperis: Please hold me.
svmadelyn: weakkkkk.
svmadelyn: come on, i've read the papa smurf getting it on with the evil wizard guy story
seperis: GARGAMEL?
seperis: HE IS--
svmadelyn: yes, that is his name.
seperis: THEY ARE DIFFERENT SIZES!
svmadelyn: it was more of a double drabble thing
svmadelyn: he spent all that time chasing the smurfs
svmadelyn: because papa smurf was the one who'd gotten away.
seperis: I need therapy now
svmadelyn: I would have thought fandom had broken you of such things ages ago
seperis: You'd think so
seperis: But no.
Hmm. I *could* be writing. But I am googling ALF after reading tantalizing hints of Alf erotic art.
You know, I really feel I am doing something useful for fandom here. We should have a once a month competition to find ways to make us wish we could pour acid in our own eyes rather than know that such a fandom exists.
*thoughtful* Seriously. Alf porn. I want you to all think about this very seriously.
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My Alf (*cries* I didn't know I had an Alf muse . . . I wish I still didn't know . . .) can't decide if he wants to screw (and yes, with the way Alf is built in that area it would *screw*) or eat Miss Piggy and I am refusing to point out that in some circles it's the same thing.
:::pause:::
You know, I think Alf secretly prefers Kermit except he really dislikes his skinny legs . . .
I need to go read some good McShep porn 'cause I'm feeling all traumatized now.
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*sympathizes* I think I reached clinical insanity tonight. It's pretty here. There is no logic. Just darkness.