Waffles has acquired a tiny pair of reindeer antlers that he hates so much he actually looked like he might spit. They have tiny lights on the top that lit up bright red. I'm still thinking thoughtfully of the red Santa robe. Hmm.

Tis the season, apparently.

Anyway.

For the random person wandering through in the mood for Christmas stories, my tiny collection:

X-Men:

Happy Little Sounds: Christmas at the Mansion - Logan, Logan/Rogue. Costume smut with added trauma. Or, when I was very, very, very high.

Smallville:

Merry Little Christmas - Lex, Clark/Lex. Trauma by concept of Kent parents. Or, when I was very, very, very bored.

Stargate: Atlantis:

Teacher's Pet: The Christmas Edition - John Sheppard, Rodney McKay. I honestly feel myself slip into a diabetic coma just thinking about it. Tiny John Sheppard at Christmas. Rodney is the weakest link.

Strangerverse: Gingerbread - Sheppard/McKay. Baking cookies.

I find it amusing I have written Christmas stories more in Atlantis than any other fandom. And also all in AU form.

Also, for the terminally bored:

Smallville:

Dealing With the Unexpected - Clark, Lex, Lois, Clark/Lex. *sighs* Okay. Smallville mpreg. I have written mpreg. I can check that off my list. Summary: Being knocked up by Lex Luthor is *awesome*.

Title: Landscape
Author: jenn
Spoilers: roughly through season four canon, but not specific
Codes: Lex, Clark, Lois, AI, Clark/Lex, Clark/Lois, Lois/Lex, Pete/Lana, Clark/Lex/Lois, etc, futurefic, AU
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Five ways the world didn't end for Lex Luthor.
Author Notes: Most of this is basically due to svmadelyn and issaro. When I stopped writing, they reminded me, and when I stopped caring, they sort of didn't, and when I tried to delete it, they talked me down. cjandre walked me through plot problems, issaro beta'ed every word and sometimes went over it twice.

I misjudged the final word count, so I had to recut the last part and the ending, equaling roughly twelve unless livejournal is kind when I do the ending later this month. I'm correcting backward through the earlier parts, and everything through part eight should be up on my webpage later today. Sorry about that.

( landscape, 9/12 )

Title: Landscape
Author: jenn
Spoilers: roughly through season four canon, but not specific
Codes: Lex, Clark, Lois, AI, Clark/Lex, Clark/Lois, Lois/Lex, Pete/Lana, Clark/Lex/Lois, etc, futurefic, AU
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Five ways the world didn't end for Lex Luthor.

Part 1
Part 2

( Landscape, 3/12 )

Title: Landscape
Author: jenn
Spoilers: roughly through season four canon, but not specific
Codes: Lex, Clark, Lois, AI, Clark/Lex, Clark/Lois, Lois/Lex, Pete/Lana, Clark/Lex/Lois, etc, futurefic, AU
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Five ways the world didn't end for Lex Luthor.
Author Notes: Most of this is basically due to svmadelyn and issaro. When I stopped writing, they reminded me, and when I stopped caring, they sort of didn't, and when I tried to delete it, they talked me down. cjandre walked me through plot problems, issaro beta'ed every word and sometimes went over it twice.

You know, I always wanted to do another Five Things story.

( Landscape, 1/12 )