so two days, huh?

[seperis]

Inspired by OTT on SF_Drama, and because I need a laugh and because we are t minus two days from surgery, though I am now comforted because astolat sent me a Horace who actually likes me (see him smile?) (*hearts astolat*). Horace the Most Awesome will join me in the hospital and considering the power of my death grip, possibly will be clutching during surgery. Seriously. Fingers of steel.

Anyway, tell me your hilarious "sick" stories, as made famous by Ally at Hyperbole and a Half's unfortunate experience of being sick at a Texas track meet. Or post links to funny stories! Bonus points for hilarious body fluid anecdotes.

*clutching the stuffed Horace not filled with hate*

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[akavertigo]

I once got sent to the nurse by teacher...who thought I was having black outs. (No, just napping with my eyes open, sir.)

I once used myself as a Show'N'Tell item to pass Health Class.

Oh, and my sister used to date my dentist. Which is a damn odd thing to learn when the man has you down iwth a drill in your mouth.

[akavertigo]

Oh, oh! Forgot another favorite. One of my closest friends works at the local hospital, the same one my physician group uses for testing and etc. So occasionally I get phone calls along the line of "I'm looking at your blood! It looks like syrup!"

Always a comfort, that.