it's something i gotta do

[seperis]

Still in the afterglow of good fic. *smiles, sated*

Since Ethan is no longer around to hate, I need a new character to loathe. At first, I thought it would be Hunter, but he's disturbingly and creepily adorable this season. Michael's too easy--everyone does Michael. And I'm sure Justin will get aroudn to arousing my ire at some point, but he's just too adorable to hate for long. Emmett wears eyeliner and so I love him. Ted's--Ted. And Blake is boring.

So, it's gotta be Ben.

I hate Ben.

There. I hate Ben. He's--making people eat soy products. And stuff. And--things--

No, wait. Irrational hate needs no basis.

*happier* I hate Ben! I shall go look for appropriate icons to reflect this newfound hatred and loathing. Whee!

Comments

[ranalore.livejournal.com]

::ponders some more::

That sounds like a lot of work, and I am lazy. How about we skip the hate thing and just write smut instead?

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*pouts* You are *so* no fun.

[ranalore.livejournal.com]

How is smut not fun?

Oh, and stop hating Ben. He was fine until you started hating him, but now your phenomenal cosmic powers are making him all evil-like. You're supposed to be using those powers for good, you know.

Like, say, smut. See above.