yeah, this

[seperis]

So my office is now down five (5) testers, two the only people I'd been friends with, and I am ridiculously upset about this. And my workload just went up hugely. But mostly, I miss my friends, one of whom is leaving this side of the goddamn state.

I need to write some mindless violence now. I have to have an AI WIP here that involves violence and I will damn well find it. My id is not to be questioned.

Comments

[ineptshieldmaid]

:(

I hope the mindless violence helps. :s

[omglawdork.livejournal.com]

That sucks. Even knowing it was coming, it still sucks. :(

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*nods* Yes. And just--it's not like I had a lot of motivation to go to work before this.

[akavertigo.livejournal.com]

I recommend sharks and/or gators. They're the perfect violence quenchers! Because no matter what ridiculously bloody thing you write--it's all part of nature. And thus you are absolved of all moral repercussions.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Is vampire Adam okay?

*stares at Word warily*

[akavertigo.livejournal.com]

Vampires are the new land shark.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Is it okay that he drugs Kris with sex and blood so he stays nice and quiet and sweet? I'm worried about my ethics, you understand.

[akavertigo.livejournal.com]

ETHICS?

THIS-

IS-

FANFIC!

...or however that scene goes. I dunno, Dad and I started arguing about Napoleon somewhere around the part with the elephant and it's rather fuzzy from thereon in. It's how we bond, 'k?

But that's not important.

What's important is that I can smell the fanfic in your mind and it's smells delicious. Like bacon.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Kris keeps forgetting to eat, so Adam has to feed him. Even bacon!

I'm not sure this even qualifies as fic at this point. It's like my id met a vamprie and went "I know what i can use this as an excuse to write!"

*curls up* Pet me and tell me this is an awesome way to write.

[elizaria.livejournal.com]

*pets you gently*

This is an AWESOME way to write. Seriously, it is. Because I'd read that and be happy and forget about my job currently which is switching entire computer systems and also that includes the entire huge desk being currently smashed to pieces downstairs. Then try and fit everything from huge desk to tiny table (WTF?) with people who wants everything on paper because using computers is.. bad or something.

So yes, you write that and I'd feed you cookies and stuff .. Horace likes as well. And we'd both be happy?

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Ooh, so you are saying this would like, help? I would be helping people? *hopeful* I can totally justify that!

[elizaria.livejournal.com]

I'm in zombiemode at work (brain has been shut down to avoid KILLING people tho) today. Because yesterday I was here at 7am, my left eye started twitching before lunch when the another of the long list of things which weren't allowed to go wrong of course went fuckeryhellkindawrong. It stopped twitching around 10PM. That's a lot of face twitching. Luckily by 10pm I was at least home.

So now, I'mma curl up (not that I can since I have THEE MOST uncomfortable officechair known to man, so imaginary. I've got a good imagination, I need it to stay upright and ... do stuff, like earn my paycheck and curse myself out of a job) and read this latest fic of yours and I'm guessing in advance before I read it that you WILL OWN MY SOUL. Not that there's much of it to have.. but you know. Slightly creased, dogeared, zombielike librarian soul? It's all yours.

Also, btw did you see this reg FB & Twitter and removing it as an option in your own LJ? Easy peasy. http://51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com/134099.html

[elizaria.livejournal.com]

erhh.. well of course I meant *NOT* curse myself out of a job. Because if I could happily curse at my boss, well .. steamoutofmyearsproblem solved

[akavertigo.livejournal.com]

*pat pat PAT PAT PATPATPATPATPATPATPATPAT*

Hmm, the Vampire's Guest menu. That'd kind of fun, actually.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

...how did I know you would go right for the food aspect? It's like I'm psychic.

[akavertigo.livejournal.com]

It's becoming a wee bit noticeable, I'm told.

Baby, just wait till the perfume fic gets rolling--h'ooyeah!

[seperis.livejournal.com]

I'm always ridiculously hungry after reading, too.

[akavertigo.livejournal.com]

I read, I eat.

...then I discovered Galic and Sapphires (http://www.amazon.com/Garlic-Sapphires-Secret-Critic-Disguise/dp/1594200319) and all was lost.

[alikcin.livejournal.com]

*peeeets* That sounds like an AWESOME way to write a story!

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*stares at it* My id agrees at five thousand words and counting.

[koramberlynne.livejournal.com]

I will give up my inheritance, education, random brainspace and/or theoretical first- second- third-born children to see this written. Anything else, just name it and its yours.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

God, what an offer, but I'm pretty sure it won't be necessary? Fic shame is being buried under the mood for something dark and manipulative and, y'know, deeply wrong. And hot.

[perriotoi.livejournal.com]

Third-ing/fourth-ing/fifth-ing looking forward to seeing this fic! (This is the vampire fic you were teasing people with?) I would give just about anything to see this fic in full someday. *_*

[eponymousanon.livejournal.com]

*pets the Seperis*

I'm putting in my vote for the "Kris as drugged out love slave/tasty snack" story!

[lurkerlynne.livejournal.com]

Things got fuzzy for men when I realized they were all wearing leather speedos.

[teh_ace.livejournal.com]

Who are wearing leather speedos? Land sharks???? Link plz!

[lurkerlynne.livejournal.com]

The Spartans in the 300. Lovely bit of scenery they are. :3

[lurkerlynne.livejournal.com]

Crimes Against Humanity's version of Michael. Solo story, possibly having diddly-squat to do with the main storyline. C'mon, you know you wanna! :D

Okay, I want you to. Plz? ::kitty eyes::

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Wait, what? Michael from SGA? Wraith Michael?

[lurkerlynne.livejournal.com]

Yes. You want death, destruction and carnage, Michael's your.... being?

[lurkerlynne.livejournal.com]

This is a transparent attempt to get more Crimes Against Humanity despite the fact you seem to have moved on, fandom-wise.

I'm sorry but that is so very, gloriously wrong in ways I can't fully articulate my love for. So, um, apologies for the fangirly moment. ^_^

[seperis.livejournal.com]

NP! I was thinking how Michael would fit in there. *winces* Ooh. That would be interesting.

[concinnity.livejournal.com]

It's early here, and I read that as "Crimes Against Hannity." As in, Sean Hannity. Which...could be a fandom? If, you know, it was a social justice thing?

[arithonrose.livejournal.com]

and I strongly suspect that we would clamber to read your violence fic ...what ever it looks like

I'll put my hand up anyway although my day and my week has been pretty good... I think I am waiting for the other shoe to drop

the one thing left on my to do list...write a short story based on Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing....gahh!!!

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*grins* What kind of short story?

[ravurian]

I know it's not directly relevant, but I read your first line as being down five (5) testes...

[seperis.livejournal.com]

..I kind of love you for that. *hilarity*

[nebt-het.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry to hear this. When my office did lay offs it was so devestating. You want to keep your own job but these people are your friends. I hope I never have to go thru that again. In this economy it seems more like the norm. Know you are not the only one even if it doesn't help much!

[seperis.livejournal.com]

God yes, this. Its' just--eww. And miserable.

[teh_ace.livejournal.com]

I'm visioning a scene where a kindly, elderly psychiatrist appointed by Human Resources leans forward in a fatherly manner and asks you how you are doing, emotionally, with the recent downsizing and if you feel any stress in the workplace.

And then you shiv him with a scalpel and eat his face, Hannibal Lecter style.:D

So, it's better if you get violent with fictional characters, but I'm still all "Won't somebody please think of the children?" re:Kradam, who are my happy place and whom you want to do bad things to. I'll read it, of course, but with one hand covering my eyes. ;)

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Does it make it better if I promise they're really happy? Kris won't have a choice in that, at least.

[teh_ace.livejournal.com]

Non-con happiness? Seems rather Brave New World to me...

[teh_ace.livejournal.com]

Ok, my brain is a scary place as well. I just managed to scare myself almost to the point of hyperventilation just by thinking about what kind of fic you'd make a BNW/kradam crossover into. All those ~scientific descriptions of behaviour modification using temperature during fetal development.... eep!

[rissabby.livejournal.com]

This is off-topic, but a couple of months ago you made a post asking if anyone knew how to block the LJ banner. I saw this and thought of you. I haven't tried it. It's #2 in the link below.

http://eruthros.dreamwidth.org/301562.html