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the dark days of hasslehoff
We live in dark times.
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THIS IS ENTIRELY BEST BELOVED'S FAULT. Oh my god, Gmail, I am NOT THIS PERSON. Send Best Beloved the Hasselhoff t-shirt ads! Not me! I am an innocent bystander. I was entirely unaware of Hasselhoff's cult of - I don't know what to call, it precisely, but "ego" seems more appropriate than "personality" - until recently, when sdwolfpup showed me two music videos (one in which Hasselhoff attempts to win the Worst Blue Screening award while holding a plastic fish in his mouth and dancing out of rhythm, and one in which he is wearing a "Don't Hassel the Hoff" t-shirt, which I now realize was fearsome marketing in action). I have not been the same since, although my doctors hold out some small chance of a full recovery for me. My point is: INNOCENT. Also, fragile and not to be randomly subjected to Hasselhoff-related ads.
Did I mock her? No. Well, in my head a lot, but she doesn't yet have cosmic powers and telepathy.
(wait. does she?)
Then. *Then* came my gmail. My poor, poor gmail, that never hurt anyone.
There was an email.
From her.
Mentioning Hasselhoff.
My sidebar now.
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MY GMAIL IS UNCLEAN. UNCLEAN. IT WILL NEVER BE AS INNOCENT AS IT ONCE WAS. This reminds me of the day![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
svmadelyn blind linked me to a youtube vid that ended up a Hasselhoff music video. I still have traumatic flashbacks.
Okay, pop quiz to satisfy curiosity--open up your gmail, click on a random email, and paste your sidebar ads here. I do not want to be alone.
Hasselhoff t-shirts - www.tshirtgrill.com - Original printed Hasselhoff t-shirts-three designs
THIS IS ENTIRELY BEST BELOVED'S FAULT. Oh my god, Gmail, I am NOT THIS PERSON. Send Best Beloved the Hasselhoff t-shirt ads! Not me! I am an innocent bystander. I was entirely unaware of Hasselhoff's cult of - I don't know what to call, it precisely, but "ego" seems more appropriate than "personality" - until recently, when sdwolfpup showed me two music videos (one in which Hasselhoff attempts to win the Worst Blue Screening award while holding a plastic fish in his mouth and dancing out of rhythm, and one in which he is wearing a "Don't Hassel the Hoff" t-shirt, which I now realize was fearsome marketing in action). I have not been the same since, although my doctors hold out some small chance of a full recovery for me. My point is: INNOCENT. Also, fragile and not to be randomly subjected to Hasselhoff-related ads.
Did I mock her? No. Well, in my head a lot, but she doesn't yet have cosmic powers and telepathy.
(wait. does she?)
Then. *Then* came my gmail. My poor, poor gmail, that never hurt anyone.
There was an email.
From her.
Mentioning Hasselhoff.
My sidebar now.
Hasselhoff t-shirts
Original printed Hasselhoff t-shirts-three designs
www.tshirtgrill.com
Buy Oprah's McDreamy Tee
Bring Dr. McDreamy home - or at least his shirt - Seen on Oprah!
www.seenon.com
TummyWear
Fun Maternity T-Shirts! The cutest designs. All under $30
www.tummywear.org
Promotional T-Shirts
Free Shipping - On Time Guarantee Rush Service Available
www.expertshirt.com
More about...
David Hasselhoff »
Hasselhoff »
Baywatch »
Knight Rider »
MY GMAIL IS UNCLEAN. UNCLEAN. IT WILL NEVER BE AS INNOCENT AS IT ONCE WAS. This reminds me of the day
svmadelyn blind linked me to a youtube vid that ended up a Hasselhoff music video. I still have traumatic flashbacks.Okay, pop quiz to satisfy curiosity--open up your gmail, click on a random email, and paste your sidebar ads here. I do not want to be alone.
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