sekrit message to madelyn

[seperis]

svmadelyn, AKA Ether....

You either get online right now to entertain me or there will be triplets.

And in a very traumatizing way.

ETA: I WIN! I WIN! And it only took--well. Almost an hour.

Come play on AIM, thecaelum. Traumatizing svmadelyn is like fine wine. You never get tired of it!

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[seperis.livejournal.com]

*grins hugely*

She's *sulky* over a tiny little Clexian adultery! I ask you!

*narrows eyes dangerously*

Triplets. There will be triplets of some kind. Oh yes, there will. Unless I am *entertained* away from the evil.

[thecaelum.livejournal.com]

*guilty look* Clexian adultery is when somebody gets some action on the side, right?

*makes various vaguely disapproving hrm noises and stuffs a few stray stories under the chair*

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*guilty look* Clexian adultery is when somebody gets some action on the side, right?

*Very Smug* Yes. Yes, it is. *eyes svmadelyn.

*makes various vaguely disapproving hrm noises and stuffs a few stray stories under the chair*

*ponders* What if it ends in misery for all concerned, followed by eventual consolatory and life affirming sex? I mean, totally worht it, right?

Unless she *ignores me*. Then? Triplets.

[thecaelum.livejournal.com]

Works for me. But I can usually be found in the corner, whispering to justabi that she really wasn't sadistic enough and should try harder.

*waves a little flag for horrible painful angst followed by things sorta kinda working out maybe okay*

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

Think one of them CHEATING HORRIBLY ON THE OTHER. IT IS VERY PAINFUL. And she gave me bad dreams! *cries*

(Bring me chocolate and cookies so I can withstand! Jenn is...scary when she gets bored.)

[thecaelum.livejournal.com]

I um... may not be your very best possible crusader here. *coughs* But I will do my best? *hides the signs pimping Lex off to any boy within five hundred miles who is pretty*

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

Lex deserves to be pimped out to people who will Do Things To Him Involving Sharp Objects.

*cuddles Clark protectively*

[thecaelum.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what he is into, honestly. *eyes him* Although I do speculate. And often.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Sharp objects. Guns. Silk sheets. Ropes.

*Things*.

*blisses out*

[thecaelum.livejournal.com]

*nods emphatically* Yes. These are a few of my favorite things.

Has anybody ever done Lex and hot wax? That could be... fun. *ponders it*

[seperis.livejournal.com]

No, I don't think so. Though that's on the kinks challenge list. I think I got it, too.

*ponders*

And btw? Your icon kicks ass.

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

You did get it. I said, hey, no one's done wax things, including you. This is possibly fate.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

What were the other two?

I only remmber wax. I know another one scared me badly.

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

I--I don't know. I gave them to you! Maybe Lyra will remember. *rummages* This is why we cut and paste things, sug.

<--has her own in semagic window. *preens*

[thecaelum.livejournal.com]

Oooooooooo. *purrs happily*

Help yourself. I made a few versions of it over here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/thecaelum/143688.html). And this one too. Hehe.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*so smug*