fourteen hours and counting
Oral Surgery, Take Two:
I will never, ever eat anything resembling sugar again. Ever ever ever. I will drink hyperfluorided water (and how the hell do you spell fluoride?. I will floss after looking at food for too long. I will--
Really really try to sleep without freaking out.
If after today I never see a dentist with a bright grin and a large bottle of novacaine? Will be far, far, far too soon.
*curls up in ball* ... *gets back in chair*
Redid the index2 page again at http://seperis.illuminatedtext.com yesterday. Yes, I'm sure that's a shock to everyone. I may redo it again. Possibly before three AM at this rate.
Breathe. It's just a dentist. With a really, really big collection of very, very long needles.
I will never, ever eat anything resembling sugar again. Ever ever ever. I will drink hyperfluorided water (and how the hell do you spell fluoride?. I will floss after looking at food for too long. I will--
Really really try to sleep without freaking out.
If after today I never see a dentist with a bright grin and a large bottle of novacaine? Will be far, far, far too soon.
*curls up in ball* ... *gets back in chair*
Redid the index2 page again at http://seperis.illuminatedtext.com yesterday. Yes, I'm sure that's a shock to everyone. I may redo it again. Possibly before three AM at this rate.
Breathe. It's just a dentist. With a really, really big collection of very, very long needles.
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I look like a demented squirrel, my cheeks are so mishapen from the whole wisdom teeth experience.
The only intelligent thing I've done all week was take it off from work. Go. Me.
Dentists are on my archenemy list, with landlords and AOL. *nods* Hope you can get some sleep.
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I was writing NOTES to the guy at the store to buy behind the counter items. He was snickering. He was pretending my handwriting was too bad to read.
...I hope.
It huuuurtttts. Stupid drugs not kicking in fast enough.
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I fell off a bike last year and broke a front tooth. The dentist liked to play those Nature CDs (the kind with bird calls). I've never been able to listen to one of those again.
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*winces* My gums hurt. A LOT. I have no idea what he did back there besides the obvious, but I also know I never, ever want to know.
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Just breath deeply and think of how Lex would deal with a dentist. Trust me, it makes you feel a lot better to imagine wiping out their personal records if they're not very, very nice. *g*
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You, darling, are the perfect picker-upper! I read this about an hour before my appointment and started snickering.
*hugs*
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Gibber-jabber
Big hugs and back-pats, soothing noises and thoughts of security/protectedness.
Re: Gibber-jabber
(I don't suppose it can be pleasant for them, either, being the most feared and avoided professionals in town or country....)
I do pity the poor guys. In abstract theory. IT"s just when that needle thing with the pusher comes near me, I forgot and start doing my best impression o fa very tall lump of wood wearing heels.
Never, ever again. Please God.
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Makes you wonder what evolution was thinking when it came up with teeth. Oh, wait, it was hoping that we would be all dead before dentists come up. :)
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Blame the monkeys! Stupid evoluting monkeys!
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I'm sitting here at the internet station in our hotel, whiling away until it's time to check out and go home. Home. Home. There's no place like home.
I'll be on AIM tonight, I think. Catch you later.
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*blinks*
I don't think chocolate counts. I really, really don't.
*winces*
Shut up, gums.
I'll be on AIM tonight, I think. Catch you later.
*grins* VERY cool. I'll see you then! Glad you're back! *hugs* Or on your way.
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I want more drugs now. Much, much more.
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Rai
PS Drugs? Yes, I know drugs. On some right now in fact. Stupid nose. lol