I watched 300 for the first time a couple of days ago and cannot claimed to be surprised that Fassbender (in his role as Most Disturbingly Energetic Spartan) made a beeline for the one Teenaged Spartan they had with them and engaged banter. Like, really? In between building walls out of dead Persians and shiz? Even King Spartan Gerard Butler was like, dude, your enthusiasm is at eleven, we want you at seven. Maybe eight.