I do not mean to laugh at your predicament, but I am totally laughing at your predicament with Child. He is just a hair older than my Eldest, who only knows a teensy bit about tech because Youngest taught him in exchange for chores.
Youngest just saved up his own cash to buy an Xbox from Game Stop, with the reasoning that we would not take it away from him that way. Silly child, the experience with Eldest and the Gameboy should have taught him better (sold the one we got him on eBay, kidnapped the one he bought until his grades improved).
Really, they are only slightly worried about this "whole Internet thing" at this point, because only Youngest really knows what we mean when we say we push the flashy button to get our shows and he has faith that we will find a new flashy button. But if they fuck with his Xbox, or Eldest's Starcraft account, I am quite certain there will be hell to pay and my dear and loving partner and their dear and loving father will be right there next to you trying to reanimate Al Gore to build us a new Internet.
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Youngest just saved up his own cash to buy an Xbox from Game Stop, with the reasoning that we would not take it away from him that way. Silly child, the experience with Eldest and the Gameboy should have taught him better (sold the one we got him on eBay, kidnapped the one he bought until his grades improved).
Really, they are only slightly worried about this "whole Internet thing" at this point, because only Youngest really knows what we mean when we say we push the flashy button to get our shows and he has faith that we will find a new flashy button. But if they fuck with his Xbox, or Eldest's Starcraft account, I am quite certain there will be hell to pay and my dear and loving partner and their dear and loving father will be right there next to you trying to reanimate Al Gore to build us a new Internet.