who thought of this and why do they hate happiness?

[seperis]

Jeggings, like leggings but made with denim. Because skinny jeans didn't have quite enough of that "impossible to peel off once finally on without scissors" chic and God knows, who doesn't want their clothing to mimic our skin so closely you can identify their religion and ho-ho consumption on a glance.

....I'm going to just put this on the table. Jeggings is not as insane as iPad as a name. They could tie.

Jeggings.

Lowered Expectation of the Day

Do not pour your coffee onto your keyboard and announce it's a technological sacrifice to Cthulhu (or SCP-682, whichever).

(I will say I am resisting it only because I don't have a lot of coffee left and I can't be sure it will actually summon him and forever destroy Euclidean geometry and mortal men's minds. Or something.)

Jeggings. Seriously.

Comments

[lurkerlynne.livejournal.com]

One should not poor office coffee on keyboards, as the results fumes are hallucinogenic. The headache lasts for daaaays.

[lurkerlynne.livejournal.com]

*pour. Can't spell when on a coffee keyboard high.