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why are these people web-enabled?
Okay, level with me--the point of Facebook is to:
a.) be annoyed by your mother's obsession with getting gifts for Farmville.
b.) learn to hate fish every time you look at your feed.
c.) so people you met before the age of reason, or fuck, the age of puberty, can track you down like some kind of goddamn dark magic GPS, because I refuse to believe anything as beautiful as computers could be responsible for this shit.
d.) ex-boyfriends from non-English speaking countries who were instrumental in your growth and development can friend you. No reason.
e.) a long-lost friend is into otaku-like beliefs but in relation to the Fae (yes,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
nymphaea1, I am not joking, I have evidence) and sends you pictures (EVIDENCE). Of her wings (NOT KIDDING).
f.) Fundamentalist relatives. I'll just leave that as-is.
f.) give you a glimpse of what hell will be like in terms of population. Yeah, this.
Guess how many of these are happening to me right now?
Okay, showtime. Beat that list. I totally dare you.
a.) be annoyed by your mother's obsession with getting gifts for Farmville.
b.) learn to hate fish every time you look at your feed.
c.) so people you met before the age of reason, or fuck, the age of puberty, can track you down like some kind of goddamn dark magic GPS, because I refuse to believe anything as beautiful as computers could be responsible for this shit.
d.) ex-boyfriends from non-English speaking countries who were instrumental in your growth and development can friend you. No reason.
e.) a long-lost friend is into otaku-like beliefs but in relation to the Fae (yes,
nymphaea1, I am not joking, I have evidence) and sends you pictures (EVIDENCE). Of her wings (NOT KIDDING).f.) Fundamentalist relatives. I'll just leave that as-is.
f.) give you a glimpse of what hell will be like in terms of population. Yeah, this.
Guess how many of these are happening to me right now?
Okay, showtime. Beat that list. I totally dare you.
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It's mildly amusing. I do use it to follow some of my interests such as the Museum at FIT and Tim Gunn's blog on Project Runway but mostly it shows me aspects of people I know that I didn't want to know about.
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But now I really want someone to have a username of 100wordsperm just because now that it has been thought, it should be done.
Re Facebook: A male friend who is a programmer and could not use facebook just got one and I gave him how I set up my privacy settings and he was like THIS IS DUMB blah blah blah blah....he is playing like, twenty games now. Including Farmville.
Just. Why?