okay, but could it least be a good day on repeat?

[seperis]

Stolen from sf_drama, but seriously, people, some of you read this and didn't tell us?

The New York Times would like us to know groundhog day could be nigh.

A pair of otherwise distinguished physicists have suggested that the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.

First, a speculated bird breaks the instrument of our eventual doom, now, we could finally live out all those fanfic and really know how Bill Murray felt.

So, anyone see any blue police boxes hanging about? You know, in case we inadvertently tear a hole in space and time. I'll be frank here; if you cannot keep a bird from breaking your equipment--a bird for the love of God--I am not certain you should be playing with the fabric of reality willy-nilly, mmmkay? Just a thought.

Comments

[akacat]

I suspect that the physicists are laughing themselves silly at the success of their wild-ass rumor.

Birds happen. As do squirrels -- expect the squirrel of the apocalypse next.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

*grins* Probably. Though I still say maybe bird proofing should have gone into the earlier drafts of the design.