*eyes you* In what universe does dental regeneration equal prison sex? I was picturing writhing on concrete! Where is the writhing, dear God?

Sure, there were the blowjobs and etc., but there probably should be some fucking atop Sumner's desk before they feed him to that weird Wraith guy they keep around in a cell for fun sometimes.

And FINE I would have said NICER THINGS like how this could totally shape up to be Elizabeth and Teyla versus John and Rodney but all these interruptions!-- yes, go write over the top melodramatic semi-horror!!!