For the record, I STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN YOU. You deserved EVERY SINGLE SECOND of my (admittedly rather low-key and mostly-talking-to-you) shunning. My parents paid for eight years of very expensive therapy for me, and you ruined it all with a LINK. Shunning's too good for you, frankly.

I will be giving you the cut direct at Vividcon if you go this year. *nods decisively*