ext_2738 ([identity profile] lazar-grrl.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] seperis 2009-04-28 01:18 am (UTC)

A more general version of my previous ad:

ME: SF with hunting, demolition, and chemistry skills; martial arts, weapons, and extensive first aid training. Defensible, arable lands w/ multiple weapons caches.
YOU: Sarah Conner, Ellen Ripley, or Sam Carter. Kids and dogs are great. Male SO is acceptable, but will not be breeding with me; manual release of "tension" is it.
Any religious nutjobs, quislings, empire-builders, or cannibals will be summarily turned into fertilizer.

I really hope I don't need this.

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