Wanted: Male companion for post-apocalyptic companionship and good times. Must have good knees, immunity to the Great Plague, MacGuyver-level ingeneuity, and the ability to quip dryly while handling a sawed-off shotgun. John McClane, here's looking at you, kid!
In return, I offer my brand-new Pony Express idea (we'll make a killing, and I even already have the ponies!). Hey baby. Wanna repopulate the planet?
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Wanted: Male companion for post-apocalyptic companionship and good times. Must have good knees, immunity to the Great Plague, MacGuyver-level ingeneuity, and the ability to quip dryly while handling a sawed-off shotgun. John McClane, here's looking at you, kid!
In return, I offer my brand-new Pony Express idea (we'll make a killing, and I even already have the ponies!). Hey baby. Wanna repopulate the planet?