so I was wondering...

[seperis]

So this is the thing about Twilight by Stephanie Meyer - the more sporkings and reviews I read, the more I want to read it. You see, that angsty obsessive vampire thing is something I never got over. Plus, sparkly.

Now, to what I'm actually looking at thoughtfully.

Master: An Erotic Novel of the Count of Monte Cristo (Paperback) by Colette Gale, who also wrote Unmasqued: An Erotic Novel of The Phantom of The Opera, which I am also looking at thoughtfully. Mostly because I have this suspicion this is going to be very, very bad.

And also, despite the fact it's called Master, apparently this is not going to be about Edmund taking it and liking it from the prison guards.

...this could be sleep deprivation. Anyone read either one and give me a yes/no?

Also.

Phantom by Susan Kay, which my favorite extensions of Gaston Leroux's original. It's really good. And it's really fun. And it builds a *lot* on the history of the Phantom.

ETA: Huh. I forgot she also wrote Legacy about Elizabeth I and I really liked that one too.

Comments

[deadlychameleon.livejournal.com]

Oh god. I read Clan of the Cave Bear when I was 17, and couldn't hear the word "totem" without smirking for years. SO BAD! At some point I realized I could... just skip 200 pages. Without missing plot. *facepalm* The book in the series... where Ayla meets Jondalar? Was the only one where the author's picture was smiling. It might have been a different version of the book, but if not? Hilarious. They were. they were together because Ayla was the only woman who could ensheathe Jondalar's mighty phallus *contact shame and embarrassment*

[ex-muj135.livejournal.com]

Omg, I remember that. Yes. And Ayla looking at the horses (it was horses, wasn't it?) and realising they were making baby horses right then and there. And I loved that book. I truly did. Graphic underage sex for the win. *facepalm*

[hradzka.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, yes. Jondalar. Or, as I refer to him, "the six-foot, six-inch, Aryan god with the nine-inch schlong."

And they keep throwing *virgins* at him.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

...kinda terrified yet intrigued.