There are scenes in a couple Johanna Lindsey and Harlequin novels that I would give KIDNEYS for in order to see in fic.

...especially SV, for some reason. Also, go watch Talitha's new SV vid. You will enjoy it. I think I sent you that song once - Objection, by Shakira? It's hilarious and you'll get to see like, a full minute of angsty, swishy Lex.