i'm not worried at all

[seperis]

So I don't wear socks anymore.

Yes, this is an earthshattering revelation, I know. But it's true, and here is something totally unrelated, or so you think.

I lose things a lot.

I have this theory. About socks, loss, and the Conservation of Lost Matter: to wit, we have to lose so many things in a lifetime. Items are rated on some sort of esoteric Sock God scale. So we have socks, pens, keys, books, tonsils, virginity, appendix, what have you. I have this feeling the fact I don't wear socks is directly related to how often I lose my phone, my keys, my shoes, and my purse; now that I have no socks to lose, the loss has to be taken up in some other way.

In other news, first day of class today. I am not stressed at all, even though looking at the syllable might, to a different person, cause a cold sweat of fear. I have no fear.

(Seriously. The syllabus. Gah.)

Comments

[ratcreature]

That's useful. Except for the part where I wouldn't cope well with heat in summer (which for me is everything above 25°C). See, I really dislike the feeling of wearing socks, but unfortunately my feet feel cold easily, so frequently I'm forced to wear two pairs even in winter though it's not even all that cold here.

[seperis.livejournal.com]

You're not alone--most Texans don't cope well in the heat of summer. It isn't quite like an oven, but the resemblance can be terribly striking.