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seperis ([personal profile] seperis) wrote2010-11-20 09:21 pm
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i had to work today, but this made it worth it

Joy:

Child (this has been a month of delightful child antics) has somehow:
a) Activated McAfee parent controls
b) Does not know the password
c) HILARITY

He is locked out of like, everything interesting on the net. I think teletubbies is blocked, even. I should make him check Disney, for his dignity. It's beautiful.

So far, he's tried command line overriding, staring vaguely at the screen while shaking one not-so-tiny fist, and staring at me beseechingly. For the record, I laughed. And by that, I mean, still am. If he's going to be this easy, life is very good. Kind of impressed he tried to command line it, even though I read it and realized it was how to command line freaking vista. And not well, either.

Me: You're locked out of your computer like a five year old. Ha ha!
Child: *sulks dramatically, draped across a recliner, woe*
harpers_child: a cartoon manticore eating cake and exclaiming "cake!" (skittles: cake!)

[personal profile] harpers_child 2010-11-21 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAhahahahaha!!!!!
scy: (we're laughing at you)

[personal profile] scy 2010-11-21 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I am STILL laughing, btw.
sara: *snerk* (*snerk*)

[personal profile] sara 2010-11-21 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
As a mother who's realized that the only way to get anything DONE around this house EVER is to issue periodic computer bans?

Send him over here. I can put your boy to work, like, pronto. ;>
amalthia: (Default)

[personal profile] amalthia 2010-11-21 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid to ask how someone accidentally activates the parent controls on their computer.
judas_river: (star wars: terribly dodgy)

[personal profile] judas_river 2010-11-21 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
This was my thought too.
fuckyeahkradam: (Default)

[personal profile] fuckyeahkradam 2010-11-21 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO I love you and your Child.
cesare: zooey deschanel shrugs (zo - shrug)

[personal profile] cesare 2010-11-21 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Here's a kidsafe link for him.

http://www.bunnyears.tv/home/

I like Chapi Chapo.
caorann: (Hawaii 5-0 Chin Ho- Grinning)

[personal profile] caorann 2010-11-21 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, I'm laughing so hard while fearing for the future. How do you do that by mistake?
isweedan: Adam Lambert peeking out through a decorative plant (Adam Lambert - Plantbert is REAL)

[personal profile] isweedan 2011-01-02 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
So I'm reading back through your 'child' tag for amusement and I've got to ask, was this ever resolved? because it is so screamingly funny.

[identity profile] lurkerlynne.livejournal.com 2010-11-21 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's funny when they outsmart themselves. XD

[identity profile] ladyholder.livejournal.com 2010-11-21 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
:: snicker ::

Well. Ain't that a kick in the pants. And I fully understand the amusement.

~L

P.S. Do you know the password at least?

[identity profile] eponymousanon.livejournal.com 2010-11-21 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Child. This is indeed a thing of joy and hilarity, and also a great embarrassing story for future reference. "Hey, remember that time you child-proofed your computer and couldn't crack it?"

[identity profile] counteragent.livejournal.com 2010-11-21 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
LOL. I look forward to such moments with my son in the (gulp, far) future.
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[identity profile] mylittlehottie.livejournal.com 2010-11-21 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Its moments like these that make parenting worth it.....

[identity profile] shrewreader.livejournal.com 2010-11-21 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
This really ought to be metaquoted under the heading of 'unexpected benefits of offspring'

[identity profile] jamesinboots.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
lolololololol WHOOPS.

see, now, just wait until he discovers a manual uninstall tool and wipes McAfee. that's what i would have done as a kid. :P