My first thought on seeing John in the Chair was that a Certain Person What Lives in My Town was making noises only dolphins could hear....

They tested him for the ATA gene! They wanted him for his DNA! He told a Wraith to fuck off and it did! John is bugfuck crazy and so is she! He got to kiss a non-Ascended woman!

For the record, I adored her. I can hardly wait for her to show back up with a bunch of Ancient cruisers, looking for trouble.

...and Teyla's expression at the end had me spitting water all over the floor. It was priceless.