Has Clark *met* Jonathan Kent? Or Martha Kent? Or God…oh God oh God, dinner with the Kents. Hi, lovely to see you again, long time since I've visited. No, the last time was well before I was *fucking your son*, but really, nice to be here. So that's the woodchipper, right?

*howls* I adore Terrified-of-the-Kents!Lex. Oh, I so needed this today. Thank you.

And good luck tomorrow at the evil dentist!