I can't believe I missed this. I can't believe Lex. I can't believe you did this to Somewhere .... well, yes, I can. But you're gonna fix it, right? There will be grovelling-sex, right? Lex will suffer, and Clark will angst, and there will be fights and broken things (like Clark, like Lex) and stuff, right?

Of course, you might be able to distract those villagers with the pikes if you posted a little more of So Pretty When You're Mine . . . .