I don't think there is anything like working in social services to really really make you lose your faith in humanity, and possibly, in the healing powers of chocolate. I need to test that during lunch.

*raises hand*

Um, teaching? Because - yeah - students who will turn in plagiarised papers more than once during a semester. And they're so easy to catch now I can show them where they bought the essay and how much they paid. Also, when they get to the third dead grandmother. And noting Sparknotes as a source on their list of Works Cited....

I'll stop now. But there's more.

Much, much more.