It really does seem like everything has been or could be written in SGA fandom, and I've joked on several occasions about wanting to post a request on sgastoryfinders for just to see if the act of requesting it would make it magically materialize.

SGA's personal rule 34; it appears on request.

And you know, if someone's going to do it, does it really need an entire post to advertise the genius meta of it that was kind of boils down to, haha, aren't I sneaky and edgy and totally fooled those silly people who thought I was like, genuine?