My Alf (*cries* I didn't know I had an Alf muse . . . I wish I still didn't know . . .) can't decide if he wants to screw (and yes, with the way Alf is built in that area it would *screw*) or eat Miss Piggy and I am refusing to point out that in some circles it's the same thing.
:::pause:::
You know, I think Alf secretly prefers Kermit except he really dislikes his skinny legs . . .
I need to go read some good McShep porn 'cause I'm feeling all traumatized now.
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My Alf (*cries* I didn't know I had an Alf muse . . . I wish I still didn't know . . .) can't decide if he wants to screw (and yes, with the way Alf is built in that area it would *screw*) or eat Miss Piggy and I am refusing to point out that in some circles it's the same thing.
:::pause:::
You know, I think Alf secretly prefers Kermit except he really dislikes his skinny legs . . .
I need to go read some good McShep porn 'cause I'm feeling all traumatized now.