So no, no offense at all intended, nor criticism of you, your opinions, beliefs, posts, pets, anything in specific, in general, ever.

No worries, jenn, I never took it as such. I thought I had offended you because I can never quite tell how my tone is going to come off to people and I was highly medicated that day. If I'd been more conscious that day, I'd have put two and two together a lot quicker than I did. So, no worries - it all be good and you can chalk this one up to me being skittish and overmedicated and not thinking clearly.