ROTFLMAO Oh hon, this whole post is hilarious and has made my day.
So I duct taped them to his foot and all was well. And duct tape, by the way, is *much* better than tying--Child is amused by the concept of something being stuck to him for *hours*. To see a similar reaction, try putting tape on a cat's back paw. It's the same, but with giggling.
This is definitely going into my "Unique Uses for Duct Tape" file.
maybe apples are kiddie-heroin, I have no idea. Like a tiny junkie in the corner getting his fix.
LOL That is priceless. Most people have kids shoving whole candy bars into their mouths. Your child is an apple junkie. LMAO Maybe this is how to get kids to eat fruit. Ban it from them and make it taboo.
I can see it now. Some day you are going to be on one of those day-time-freak shows with your child going on and on about how he had to sneak around to eat an apple because you wouldn't let him. While the audience boos and hisses at you while screaming -- why did keep buying the apples?! *laughs*
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So I duct taped them to his foot and all was well. And duct tape, by the way, is *much* better than tying--Child is amused by the concept of something being stuck to him for *hours*. To see a similar reaction, try putting tape on a cat's back paw. It's the same, but with giggling.
This is definitely going into my "Unique Uses for Duct Tape" file.
maybe apples are kiddie-heroin, I have no idea. Like a tiny junkie in the corner getting his fix.
LOL That is priceless. Most people have kids shoving whole candy bars into their mouths. Your child is an apple junkie. LMAO Maybe this is how to get kids to eat fruit. Ban it from them and make it taboo.
I can see it now. Some day you are going to be on one of those day-time-freak shows with your child going on and on about how he had to sneak around to eat an apple because you wouldn't let him. While the audience boos and hisses at you while screaming -- why did keep buying the apples?! *laughs*